Haven't you received your official Scott Alexander membership Kit? It's great..box of 72IU's of Growth Hormone..compounded by Scott's personal physician (the best in the world), 2 years supply of Botox with instructional application DVD, 10 custom tailored Club Shirts, Adhesable long lasting Team Number 1 tatoos, and a beautiful 62x86 inch Mahogeny framed photo of Scott standing beside his Yellow Lamboghini Murcielago! And although Scott is no fan of Nasser El-Sonbaty, Camel Jockey's treachery has given Scott second thoughts about letting him become one of his Disciples.