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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2008, 04:11:45 PM »
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!
Taz her drag her into the bathroom and go to town on that ass

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2008, 09:25:17 PM »
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!

Fuck her in the ass without a condom

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2008, 06:27:37 AM »
Fuck her in the ass without a condom

Should I make my wife slurp it while I'm busy?

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2008, 06:32:54 AM »
When she brings over your coffee, stand up to help her and allow some coffee to spill on your shirt.

This is a perfect "IN" to remove your shirt.

She'll want you, but you cannot give in.  Let her keep serving you for another 1 or 2 weeks.  Then casually mention you're interested in spicing up your marriage.  She'll practically volunteer to climb in the sack with you and the missus.

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2008, 06:56:04 AM »
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!


First thing you do is make eye contact, if she does then thats an IOI..Intention of Intrest....Take no more than 3 seconds to approach (three second rule)....... Then ask her a question that doesnt reek of "Im tryin to fuck" ..something like .."I heard drinking three cups of coffee a day makes you grow an inch more each year, should I drink more ?" ..that will get her mind thinking in a diffrent direction , dont for get to smile and look like your busy ( show value) ...regardless of her response, sit next to her explaining that all the growing is getting you tired , but tell her you cant stay. That way she wont be like , Gawd how long is he going to stay here..Now if she engages in conversation , you should commence Kino (touching)...for instance tell her that you have been learning about reading palms and want to try it out...when she give you her hand , this is the perfect time to NEG. A Neg is a jab at her but not a big one to turn her off. For instance , look at her hand and be like "Damn, are your hands always this clammy ..." once you tore her confidence down then you need to qualify her, and by that I mean ...in this case, tell her that her fortune says that she will meet someone that will sweep her off her feet, then follow that with a ....It can probably be me cause your the type i go for....'hot'....then re-NEG ..."calm down though, no one is putting a miss america crown on your head yet sweetie" .... then if you notice that she gave you 3 IOIs follow it with a 'I gotta get back to my stuff but we should read palms more often, howcan I reach you?" thus she will give you her number, you invite her over and bang her out, pull out before you cum and hit it for the next 6 months.


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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2008, 07:05:44 AM »
Kate Blanchett is a dog.

Go for her friend with the thick ass.

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2008, 07:53:47 AM »
When she brings over your coffee, stand up to help her and allow some coffee to spill on your shirt.

This is a perfect "IN" to remove your shirt.

She'll want you, but you cannot give in.  Let her keep serving you for another 1 or 2 weeks.  Then casually mention you're interested in spicing up your marriage.  She'll practically volunteer to climb in the sack with you and the missus.

Read the OP. She wasn't working there, she was doing her homework!!1 :D

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2008, 07:54:34 AM »


First thing you do is make eye contact, if she does then thats an IOI..Intention of Intrest....Take no more than 3 seconds to approach (three second rule)....... Then ask her a question that doesnt reek of "Im tryin to fuck" ..something like .."I heard drinking three cups of coffee a day makes you grow an inch more each year, should I drink more ?" ..that will get her mind thinking in a diffrent direction , dont for get to smile and look like your busy ( show value) ...regardless of her response, sit next to her explaining that all the growing is getting you tired , but tell her you cant stay. That way she wont be like , Gawd how long is he going to stay here..Now if she engages in conversation , you should commence Kino (touching)...for instance tell her that you have been learning about reading palms and want to try it out...when she give you her hand , this is the perfect time to NEG. A Neg is a jab at her but not a big one to turn her off. For instance , look at her hand and be like "Damn, are your hands always this clammy ..." once you tore her confidence down then you need to qualify her, and by that I mean ...in this case, tell her that her fortune says that she will meet someone that will sweep her off her feet, then follow that with a ....It can probably be me cause your the type i go for....'hot'....then re-NEG ..."calm down though, no one is putting a miss america crown on your head yet sweetie" .... then if you notice that she gave you 3 IOIs follow it with a 'I gotta get back to my stuff but we should read palms more often, howcan I reach you?" thus she will give you her number, you invite her over and bang her out, pull out before you cum and hit it for the next 6 months.


Your welcome

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2008, 07:56:33 AM »
Get her in an arm bar or a rear naked choke.  If she taps out, she's definitely ready for plundering.

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2008, 09:57:03 AM »
Should I make my wife slurp it while I'm busy?


No no leave her out . You don't want to ruin things

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2008, 10:30:44 AM »
Walk over to her table, tug out your dong, smack it on the table and coldy demand, "Put this in your mouth."



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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2008, 11:08:51 AM »
Get her in an arm bar or a rear naked choke.  If she taps out, she's definitely ready for plundering.

she's a wimp if she taps  >:(  never tap out   >:(

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2008, 12:53:34 PM »
Get her in an arm bar or a rear naked choke.  If she taps out, she's definitely ready for plundering.

I was going to say that if you put her in the RNC....once shes out shes pretty much fair game.  Not your fault she doesn't know how to defend against it.

I am surprised no one has mentioned this, but I guess I will.  I would have a "Tap Out" shirt on under my clothes....then when the time is right rip off my outer layer of clothing to show off the Tap Out shirt.....there is no doubt she would be putty in your hands.  There is no defense for this.....

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2008, 01:15:55 PM »
Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!

tell her you're old enough to buy beer.  ;)

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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2008, 01:37:36 PM »
Tell her you have 4 stars and Getbig level 5 isn't far off, Always works...
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Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2008, 01:48:55 PM »
Walk over to her table, tug out your dong, smack it on the table and coldy demand, "Put this in your mouth."

Effective and to the point.   I like that.