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This Sucks!!
« on: February 26, 2008, 06:46:56 AM »
SEATTLE —  Starbucks is closing the doors at its 7,100 stores across America for a brief barista re-education.

CEO Howard Schultz announced the 3-hour closure starting at 5:30 p.m. local time Tuesday to energize 135,000 employees.

He wants baristas to share their passion for making espresso, or as he says, "to pull the perfect shot, steam milk to order and customize their favorite beverage."

Schultz says it's part of his refocusing on the coffee customer experience.

Since the chairman returned as CEO in January he has been making changes to revive Starbucks' growth.




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Re: This Sucks!!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 06:50:46 AM »
Maybe they can stop charging $10 a cup of coffee

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 06:54:39 AM »
I blame insulin.

Also, the depressed economy which resulted from borrowing 5 trillion dollars in 7 years to fund a series of elective wars for oil.

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Re: This Sucks!!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 06:55:45 AM »
I blame insulin.

Also, the depressed economy which resulted from borrowing 5 trillion dollars in 7 years to fund a series of elective wars for oil.

Yes Rob, and 9/11 was an inside job ::)

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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 06:56:35 AM »
Yes Rob, and 9/11 was an inside job ::)

Joe, you've just joined the 67% of Americans who believe that to be the case.
Bush was told 6 weeks ahead of time and chose not to act.

Welcome to the majority :)

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 06:59:11 AM »
Joe, you've just joined the 67% of Americans who believe that to be the case.
Bush was told 6 weeks ahead of time and chose not to act.

Welcome to the majority :)

Oh brother!

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 07:02:53 AM »
Maybe they can stop charging $10 a cup of coffee
No shit. How they ever convinced people to pay luxury prices for a commodity is beyond me. Suckers.  ::)

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Re: This Sucks!!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 07:05:01 AM »
I blame insulin.

Also, the depressed economy which resulted from borrowing 5 trillion dollars in 7 years to fund a series of elective wars for oil.

George W. closing starbucks via remote control!!

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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 07:10:15 AM »
Oh brother!

in another 5 years, 90% of Americans will believe 911 was either assisted, or allowed to happen.

This comes as more and more people come fwd and more evidence is revealed.  Early next year, they're declassifying a lot of info about what the White house knew ahead of time, and we'll have concrete evidence it was allowed to happen.

Will you still say "oh brother" rather than look at the facts?

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Re: This Sucks!!
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 07:15:01 AM »
biggest hype ever

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Re: This Sucks!!
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 07:16:20 AM »
Only fat girls and fags drink that shyt.

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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 07:18:16 AM »
in another 5 years, 90% of Americans will believe 911 was either assisted, or allowed to happen.

This comes as more and more people come fwd and more evidence is revealed.  Early next year, they're declassifying a lot of info about what the White house knew ahead of time, and we'll have concrete evidence it was allowed to happen.

Will you still say "oh brother" rather than look at the facts?

 ;D

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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2008, 07:18:40 AM »
Only fat girls and fags drink that shyt.

hey SS not now bro,















































 im in the focking zone.

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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2008, 07:21:31 AM »
hey SS not now bro,












HAHAHA! Hey broskie tu green teas down here!


































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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 07:27:09 AM »
No shit. How they ever convinced people to pay luxury prices for a commodity is beyond me. Suckers.  ::)

The funny thing is, you can't even order just 'coffee' anymore - you can order something like 'Triple Mocha swiss chocolate iced frappa low fat decaf Soya Mocchachino' and they'll actually understand and get you the thing. But say, "Can I get a cup of coffee please?" and next thing you know the girl's face goes totally blank like you just said something in an alien language that makes no sense ;D

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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2008, 07:34:05 AM »
The funny thing is, you can't even order just 'coffee' anymore - you can order something like 'Triple Mocha swiss chocolate iced frappa low fat decaffeinated cappuccino' and they'll actually understand and get you the thing. But say, "Can I have a cup of coffee please?" and next thing you know the girl's face goes totally blank like you just said something in an alien language that makes no sense ;D
Haha. Exactly. That's blasphemy. Any idiot can make a good cup of coffee, but you need a 'barista' to make those frou-frou concoctions they hock to attentions whores.

/oh, and don't forget to conspicuously tote around your 1 liter stainless mug to let everone know you're a member of the flock

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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2008, 07:38:17 AM »
Haha. Exactly. That's blasphemy. Any idiot can make a good cup of coffee, but you need a 'barista' to make those frou-frou concoctions they hock to attentions whores.

/oh, and don't forget to conspicuously tote around your 1 liter stainless mug to let everone know you're a member of the flock

What makes me shake my head is sometimes seeing some fags (they can't stay away from that place ::)) make a big fuss about how the cinnamon is not fresh or the damn Soy is not tangy and what not - Dude, you suck a dick when you feel like getting some. Stop complaining about how bad something tastes hahahaha

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Re: This Sucks!!
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2008, 07:40:23 AM »
THEY are corner to corner in new york,

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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2008, 07:40:29 AM »
What makes me shake my head is sometimes seeing some fags (they can't stay away from that place ::)) make a big fuss about how the cinnamon is not fresh or the damn Soy is not tangy and what not - Dude, you suck a dick when you feel like getting some. Stop complaining about how bad something tastes hahahaha
this thread has taken a very gay turn

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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2008, 07:41:38 AM »
this thread has taken a very gay turn

We are discussing Starbucks in a thread titled 'This sucks'. What'd you expect? ;D

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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2008, 07:43:20 AM »
I'm not surprised Joe is a Starbucks aficionado. He's just the type of frilly laced, high strung queer that wants to stick out and be one of the "it" crowd that frequents a shit hole like that. I know I get pumped thinking about shelling out $20 for a coffee and a bagel!

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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2008, 07:44:19 AM »
Only fat girls and fags drink that shyt.

the only people i ever see go into starbucks are a bunch of hippy emo queers

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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2008, 07:44:33 AM »
We are discussing Starbucks in a thread titled 'This sucks'. What'd you expect? ;D
uummmmm........ummmm..........i only drink regular coffee with a shot of milk.........that is all

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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2008, 07:47:41 AM »
the only people i ever see go into starbucks are a bunch of hippy emo queers
I don't get close enough but anytime i see someone carrying a SB's cub theyre either fat or emo gay.

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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2008, 07:49:17 AM »
I don't get close enough but anytime i see someone carrying a SB's cub theyre either fat or emo gay.

Joe's contest pics show he's not very fat. Are you insinuating that he might be a purveyor of the penis, SS?