My phone was turned off until just now. Knowing what I know about Lift Studios Muscle Phone I was afraid of pressing the power button.
Summoning all the strength and willpower left in my masturbation ravaged body I placed my finger upon the button, closed my eyes and applied the necessary pressure to initiate the starting sequence.
As the phone made contact with the network provider a seemingly endless stream of POWERPACKED messages began attacking, BLAM BLAM BOOOOOOOMM BEEP, each message incrementally adding to the volume of the tone until finally, my phone had reached infinite loudness. A feat only possible with the Lift Studios Muscle Phone membership.
At this point I had severely compromised hearing, but I did know that Dexter Jackson had won teh Arnold Classic!
Thanks LIFT STUDIOS!