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I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« on: March 01, 2008, 06:48:43 PM »
... Dex won.  How would I have been able to climax not knowing such info?  Thanks Issac :-*
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 06:49:52 PM »
haaahahahahahaaha!
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2008, 06:51:08 PM »
lol!  ;D


Seriously... is there even one Lift Studios Muscle PhoneTM subscriber who isn't either at the show or watching the webcast?  ::)
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2008, 06:52:04 PM »
"Musclephone"? Is that what they call it nowadays? WTF's a "musclephone"?
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2008, 06:53:05 PM »

Read the sticky at the top of the page....here, I'll even link ya...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=200143.0
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2008, 06:53:33 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on March 01, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
"Musclephone"? Is that what they call it nowadays? WTF's a "musclephone"?

You really gotta keep up.. It's the newest and greatest thing.  Makes life sooo much easier
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2008, 06:54:46 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on March 01, 2008, 06:53:33 PM
You really gotta keep up.. It's the newest and greatest thing.  Makes life sooo much easier
I base my life on two periods: before the muscle phone and after the muscle phone.
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2008, 07:02:05 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 01, 2008, 06:54:46 PM
I base my life on two periods: before the muscle phone and after the muscle phone.

Hahah and now you can be "on" your period and still be kept up to date
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2008, 07:06:09 PM »
I was a down-and-out loser living on the streets, begging for food, and getting no play.  Then I got Lift Studios Muscle PhoneTM. Soon I was offered a Muscletech contract, my own TV show, and da bitches just throw themselves at me!

THANKS ISAAC!  :D
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2008, 07:08:04 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 01, 2008, 07:06:09 PM
I was a down-and-out loser living on the streets, begging for food, and getting no play.  Then I got Lift Studios Muscle PhoneTM. Soon I was offered a Muscletech contract, my own TV show, and da bitches just throw themselves at me!

THANKS ISAAC!  :D


Hahah... Musclephone success stories.  I love it!
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2008, 07:09:39 PM »
Fire, Electricity, The Wheel and Muscle Phone. The greatest inventions of our time.
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2008, 07:21:37 PM »
My phone was turned off until just now.  Knowing what I know about Lift Studios Muscle Phone I was afraid of pressing the power button. 

Summoning all the strength and willpower left in my masturbation ravaged body I placed my finger upon the button, closed my eyes and applied the necessary pressure to initiate the starting sequence.

As the phone made contact with the network provider a seemingly endless stream of POWERPACKED messages began attacking, BLAM BLAM BOOOOOOOMM BEEP, each message incrementally adding to the volume of the tone until finally, my phone had reached infinite loudness.  A feat only possible with the Lift Studios Muscle Phone membership.

At this point I had severely compromised hearing, but I did know that Dexter Jackson had won teh Arnold Classic!

Thanks LIFT STUDIOS!
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2008, 10:45:18 PM »
Quote from: YoungBlood on March 01, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
Read the sticky at the top of the page....here, I'll even link ya...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=200143.0

Ok, thats just plain weird. I get alerts from MLB.com and PGATOUR.com and ESPN but "musclephone"?
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2008, 10:58:24 PM »
Gayer than an all male school......
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2008, 11:10:59 PM »
Gayer than plucking your eyebrows.....
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2008, 02:08:01 AM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on March 01, 2008, 07:08:04 PM

Hahah... Musclephone success stories.  I love it!

I lost 300 pounds with my MusclePhone ;D
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2008, 02:36:45 AM »
What news is there to report other than a contest? Therefore.. What is the purpose?
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2008, 05:37:24 AM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 01, 2008, 06:51:08 PM
lol!  ;D


Seriously... is there even one Lift Studios Muscle PhoneTM subscriber who isn't either at the show or watching the webcast?  ::)

No matter what methods I try, I cannot help but beat up Isaac over this. 

People keep asking me my thoughts on 'what happened to Iris'.  Hey, shit happens (she's still Ms. O, though), but I'm too busy checking out potential muscle worship recipients massage clients to worry about it right now.
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Re: I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2008, 05:43:13 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on March 02, 2008, 02:08:01 AM
I lost 300 pounds with my MusclePhone ;D

and your still over 400... :P
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