One time I was little and my Mom was in the backyard hanging out laundry , the neighbors ( they were new ) had a backyard that met ours ,there was big hedges in between the property .
You couldn't see from yard to yard , so my Mom heard this "girl" yelling for help and then saying "Oh No" , well when the "girl" yelled for help the 2nd time my Mom yelled back "what's wrong can I help you ? " The "girl" started saying "Oh No" again and there went Mom thru the hedges like a bulldozer .
Come to find out they had a huge red and green parrot that could talk really good
my Mom was not happy
Dad laughed his azz off when he came home and heard , us kids thought it was safe for us to laugh too when he did
we had cereal for supper
I like cereal.
When my mom was pissed at us...we had no supper.