Had to unleash on a Fat Friend.

[tommywishbone]

One word............ methanphetamines  (or however it's spelled)

[Croatch]

Nothing worse than someone crying about being fat and doing.....NOTHING about it.  If one is unhappy with how they look...fucking change it.  It's very simple.  Expend more energy, consume fewer calories....not for a week or 3 months, but the rest of your life.   I can't imagine complaining about something regarding myself and never changing it, utterly pointless.  I think it's usually a fat person's way of rationalizing their actions, such as:
"Well, I lost 10lbs.  I've been dieting for 2 months."
Translation: I'm going to start eating shitty and cutback on my workouts next week.

Personally, I don't care if a person is fat or thin, but for God sakes, quit crying and taking weak measures to get to where you want to be.  Women of course, are the most guilty here.  A girl can be overweight and still get tons of dick, hence the lack of motivation to drop the pounds.  A little chubby isn't so bad, with some big titty that is.

[wolfgang187]

She Didn't want to go to a restaraunt cause people look at her cause she's fat.
She was lookin for consolment, but I bullshitted enough!
I said well if you'd eat something other than a freakin cheeseburger or pizza
they wouldn't stare.  Hell, you drink cokes that are as big as you're head!
A freakin half gallon double big gulp, and by the way I'm tired of hearin
how you have to lose weight, just stop eating.  Its that easy.
She thinks I don't watch what I eat, I just like chicken breast and fish and
all the other BBing stuff.  I said instead of driving around for 15minutes lookin
for a closer parking spot, just walk in the store for petes sake.

I'm sick of it, I'll call it like it is.  I'm tired of fuckin CHRONIC laziness.

THAT MIGHT HELP HER, YOU JUST LIGHTED A FIRE UNDER HER FAT ASS, SHE MAY WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW!




GOOD JOB chainsaw

[El Diablo Blanco]

I'd hit it.

[Moosejay]

There is an easy solution for fat people.

Don't give them all of that stuff about diet, weights, cardio, LBM, protein grams, etc.  It will only boggle their mond and frustrate them when they take 8 pills at once, try to bench 135 on Day 1, and burn out on cardio in about 2 days.

Solution... tell them to walk.  1 hour.  Every day.  That's it.  Do it anytime you want, just do one hour.  Spoil yourself with an ipod to pass the time.  Talk on the cell with your fat friends.  Don't change your diet a bit, hell, bring a mountain dew with you on the walk if you must.  But walk. 

They'll see slow success without burning out, and they'll then be open to new things like diet and weights.  If they say they don't have one hour to walk, remind them that they'll likely have a heart attack in their late 30s, and it's cruel to leave behind loved ones like that, and walk away from them.

very good advice...among the best I've heard

[candidizzle]

way to go!

 im always way too nice to people...and people always want advice on how to lose weight...they think that because i lost weight, i know some secret..lol.. nope, its called diet and cardio fatass! 

but i dont say that..im always like "well, reduce your carbs, eat smaller more frequent meals, and try doing some light exercise. but you really dont need to lose that much weight"..  im a pussy,  lol

[Earl1972]

  I said instead of driving around for 15minutes lookin
for a closer parking spot, just walk in the store for petes sake.

haha why do so many chicks do this? 

they will literally drive around the parking lot for 15 minutes, like a shark stalking its prey

just so they won't have to walk an extra 20 feet

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[Lurker79]

Nothing worse than someone crying about being fat and doing.....NOTHING about it.  If one is unhappy with how they look...fucking change it.  It's very simple.  Expend more energy, consume fewer calories....not for a week or 3 months, but the rest of your life.   I can't imagine complaining about something regarding myself and never changing it, utterly pointless.  I think it's usually a fat person's way of rationalizing their actions, such as:
"Well, I lost 10lbs.  I've been dieting for 2 months."
Translation: I'm going to start eating shitty and cutback on my workouts next week.

Personally, I don't care if a person is fat or thin, but for God sakes, quit crying and taking weak measures to get to where you want to be.  Women of course, are the most guilty here.  A girl can be overweight and still get tons of dick, hence the lack of motivation to drop the pounds.  A little chubby isn't so bad, with some big titty that is.

Just tell them to take steroids