Harsh Gym Owning...care of the Croatch

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Brutal attempt at copying squadfathers gym owning stories.....

You're right, of course, but that's not the point.

The point is, I didn't ask for your opinion.  Until I do, you need to STFU.

[sgt. d]

if i really felt like making him feel stupid i'd point out that this has been his avatar for a while now. 

croatch will have a massive meltdown if you call him names like stupid, idiot, dumb, or moron

[GoneAway]

if u truly accepted what god has given u, u would be eating and drinking very minimal, yet as trainers, we must eat and drink more to put on muscle mass. therefore, even as a natty, ur not accepting what 'god' has given u, because ur eating and drinking more than what is required to stay in homeostasis.

taking steroids is just like eating more food - except u get the gains faster and can make a better (in some cases) physique than if u were just on food and water.

[JohnnyVegas]

croatch will have a massive meltdown if you call him names like stupid, idiot, dumb, or moron

As long as you don't calll him Sean Rey...... now that would cause a meltdown.

[Hugo Chavez]

I walk into a new gym in Vegas and see this steroid BEAST right next to me.  This guy had it all, ILS, brutal zit shoulders, bloat face, and yes, "fierce" genetics.  Aside from having a better overall shape, I outweighed him by 20lbs and more lean.  He gives me a nod...like we're in this together, doing the same thing and all...sadly mistaken.  I'm expressionless as usual and proceed to start my chest routine.  A few sets in, Mr. Steroid Badass asks me for a spot.  It's not enough this clown needs a few shots of test, just to look mediocre at best, but he interrupts my workout to better his own brutal chest development.  I spotted him on his "hardcore" set of 90lbs dumbells on incline for 5 or so.
I couldn't help but think, I sure am glad I didn't wear my Natural Bodybuilding shirt.  This guy would have probably ran to the men's room and ended his sorry existence, seeing how beneath the Croatch he was...yet taking a ton of shit.
You can't replace work ethic or genetics with a shot.  Accept what God has given you and make it the best you can on your own.  At the end of the day, at least you'll get some respect and probably have a greater sense of accomplishment.
Good luck all.

What you have failed to notice is that you're actually the assclown with ILS struting through the gym acting all badass

[Hugo Chavez]

where is the owning? 

his post.  He owned himself by posting this delusion.

[Tombo]

cool story Croatch, i saw some dude in my gym yesterday who was working out in his Nurse scrub-in gear, was kind of embarassing for him i felt.

[Matt C]

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OEALSUO&sid=BR

Croatch, are you interested in this woman?

[Hugo Chavez]

cool story Croatch, i saw some dude in my gym yesterday who was working out in his Nurse scrub-in gear, was kind of embarassing for him i felt.

yea haha, that was awesome

[Hurricane Beef !]

Is Croatch the guy with those two very cool videos where he calls the guy " sweetheart".

The Beef

[HTexan]

his post.  He owned himself by posting this delusion.

lol

[Stark]

I walk into a new gym in Vegas and see this steroid BEAST right next to me.  This guy had it all, ILS, brutal zit shoulders, bloat face, and yes, "fierce" genetics.  Aside from having a better overall shape, I outweighed him by 20lbs and more lean.  He gives me a nod...like we're in this together, doing the same thing and all...sadly mistaken.  I'm expressionless as usual and proceed to start my chest routine.  A few sets in, Mr. Steroid Badass asks me for a spot.  It's not enough this clown needs a few shots of test, just to look mediocre at best, but he interrupts my workout to better his own brutal chest development.  I spotted him on his "hardcore" set of 90lbs dumbells on incline for 5 or so.
I couldn't help but think, I sure am glad I didn't wear my Natural Bodybuilding shirt.  This guy would have probably ran to the men's room and ended his sorry existence, seeing how beneath the Croatch he was...yet taking a ton of shit.
You can't replace work ethic or genetics with a shot.  Accept what God has given you and make it the best you can on your own.  At the end of the day, at least you'll get some respect and probably have a greater sense of accomplishment.
Good luck all.

hahah straight in to gymstories.com

[Kwon]

where is the owning? 

Did you manage to read his story?

[hazbin]

who needs juice when you can grow bitchtits naturally like crotch.

[HTexan]

Did you manage to read his story?

unfortunately, yes i did.

[Lord Humungous]

Croatch= God among men

[FrenchFrie]

I walk into a new gym in Vegas and see this steroid BEAST right next to me.  This guy had it all, ILS, brutal zit shoulders, bloat face, and yes, "fierce" genetics.  Aside from having a better overall shape, I outweighed him by 20lbs and more lean.  He gives me a nod...like we're in this together, doing the same thing and all...sadly mistaken.  I'm expressionless as usual and proceed to start my chest routine.  A few sets in, Mr. Steroid Badass asks me for a spot.  It's not enough this clown needs a few shots of test, just to look mediocre at best, but he interrupts my workout to better his own brutal chest development.  I spotted him on his "hardcore" set of 90lbs dumbells on incline for 5 or so.
I couldn't help but think, I sure am glad I didn't wear my Natural Bodybuilding shirt.  This guy would have probably ran to the men's room and ended his sorry existence, seeing how beneath the Croatch he was...yet taking a ton of shit.
You can't replace work ethic or genetics with a shot.  Accept what God has given you and make it the best you can on your own.  At the end of the day, at least you'll get some respect and probably have a greater sense of accomplishment.
Good luck all.

why didnt you simply refuse to spot him and say him "eeer..no thanks i'm busy" if you despise him so much?

[Tombo]

yea haha, that was awesome

another worthless comment

[chainsaw]

I'll be honest, nothing personal, but I really get tired of juicers...especially in Vegas.  Almost nobody in this town can do much without their magic drug cycle, it's fucking pathetic.  At least back East, many people had more heart and didn't rely on drugs.  Sorry for keeping it real, but that's how it goes.  I've been training natural for over 14 years and these clowns are a disgrace to what I do, which is bodybuilding.

Croatch, you should check out Las Vegas Athletic Clubs.  I'm taking it that if the club is "NEW" it is either a golds or an Anytime Fitness.  The Henderson LVAC has tons of hot burlesque dancer chicks, and a terrific line of machines.  I live in Summerlin, and I'll drive the half hour on the weekends out there just because the vibe and equipment is better.

[webcake]

Croatch, you should check out Las Vegas Athletic Clubs.  I'm taking it that if the club is "NEW" it is either a golds or an Anytime Fitness.  The Henderson LVAC has tons of hot burlesque dancer chicks, and a terrific line of machines.  I live in Summerlin, and I'll drive the half hour on the weekends out there just because the vibe and equipment is better.

JAY LIVES THERE TOO!!!

[chainsaw]

JAY LIVES THERE TOO!!!

I know, I see him at Whole Foods every once in a while.  He trains at Golds on Sahara 2x a day.

[webcake]

I know, I see him at Whole Foods every once in a while.  He trains at Golds on Sahara 2x a day.

Do people stare at him? Have you spoken to him before?

[dr.chimps]

Let me get this straight. Giving someone a spot is now considered an 'pwning!?' Dear oh dear. Standards are slipping. Somebody think of the children.

[TrueGrit]

Croatch ..are you the guy with the kinda manic laugh?

[mikediesel]

You're right, of course, but that's not the point.

The point is, I didn't ask for your opinion.  Until I do, you need to STFU.

I apologize to you and your man breast