Harsh Gym Owning...care of the Croatch

[Croatch]

What you have failed to notice is that you're actually the assclown with ILS struting through the gym acting all badass

No ILS, and I don't act like a bad ass, I am one.  When you gain 50+ pounds of lean mass, you too, will be a certified bad ass.   This comes packaged with the "badass gym stare", something that has taken me years to perfect.

Croatch, you should check out Las Vegas Athletic Clubs.  I'm taking it that if the club is "NEW" it is either a golds or an Anytime Fitness.  The Henderson LVAC has tons of hot burlesque dancer chicks, and a terrific line of machines.  I live in Summerlin, and I'll drive the half hour on the weekends out there just because the vibe and equipment is better.

Those places are horrid.  It's like working out on a cruise ship, where everyone thinks it's a fashion show/social club.  They will actually toss you out for dropping weights to loudly.  Overcrowded and some serious douchebag owners.  I don't think you drive the 30 minutes for the "vibe", but for that other thing called....vagina.   At least with Gold's, always clean, well run, good people who work there.

but no, croatch just lifts in that magical gym where he is bigger and stronger than literally everyone else, and the juicers are all people weaker than him. fuck, if he lifts somewhere where the juicers are inclining 90's for five i'd be an absolute god there. and here i am wasting my time at a place where i'm just at the upper end of the middle third. how stupid of me.

I have to agree with you there.  I workout in this imaginary gym called Gold's in a fake city called Las Vegas.  Make believe people train there like Gustavo Badell, Quincy Taylor, and Cormier.   Epic Insight buddy
I never claimed to be the biggest/strongest guy in the gym...ever actually.  I simply state I own 90% of people on juice I see...or in general.  Physique/bodybuilding wise, not strength, but yes, usually strength too.  If you know anything about bodybuilding, you know steroids don't equal genetics for bodybuilding.  Reread until you understand this.
Thanks

[michael arvilla]

 

[TrueGrit]

So he is 18 inch arms guy with a slightly demented laugh!

Impressive for a lifetime natty.

[Rearden Metal]

Wait, so you made no expression, said nothing to him, and then spotted him?

PWNED!!!!!!!

[Stavios]

I walk into a new gym in Vegas and see this steroid BEAST right next to me.  This guy had it all, ILS, brutal zit shoulders, bloat face, and yes, "fierce" genetics.  Aside from having a better overall shape, I outweighed him by 20lbs and more lean.  He gives me a nod...like we're in this together, doing the same thing and all...sadly mistaken.  I'm expressionless as usual and proceed to start my chest routine.  A few sets in, Mr. Steroid Badass asks me for a spot.  It's not enough this clown needs a few shots of test, just to look mediocre at best, but he interrupts my workout to better his own brutal chest development.  I spotted him on his "hardcore" set of 90lbs dumbells on incline for 5 or so.
I couldn't help but think, I sure am glad I didn't wear my Natural Bodybuilding shirt.  This guy would have probably ran to the men's room and ended his sorry existence, seeing how beneath the Croatch he was...yet taking a ton of shit.
You can't replace work ethic or genetics with a shot.  Accept what God has given you and make it the best you can on your own.  At the end of the day, at least you'll get some respect and probably have a greater sense of accomplishment.
Good luck all.

 

[Croatch]

So he is 18 inch arms guy with a slightly demented laugh!

Impressive for a lifetime natty.

Not lifetime, I ruined my status when I pumped myself full of imitator juice back in 94' for 2 months.   Damn!
I did gain everything from 150-220 naturally.

[Croatch]

Wait, so you made no expression, said nothing to him, and then spotted him?

PWNED!!!!!!!

You need to help guys like this out.  This is why they usually can't even enter a gym without the aid of some drugs.  I feel bad for them, so the Croatch helps when he can.  Again, I'm glad I didn't have my natural shirt on, this guy would have made a B line to the locker room to shoot himself.  Close one.

[FrenchFrie]

you pretend to be a badass but yet  people force you to spot em and you are scared to say "no"? why dont you just ignore em or make fun of em if you are so badass?

[Mars]

you pretend to be a badass but yet  people force you to spot em and you are scared to say "non"? why dont you just ignore em or make fun of em if you are so badass?

translation you must be the "guy" Croatch was talking about.

[Croatch]

you pretend to be a badass but yet  people force you to spot em and you are scared to say "no"? why dont you just ignore em or make fun of em if you are so badass?

Have you read this thead?  People who take steroids need help to achieve something in a gym, I don't.  When you outweigh a guy by 20lbs naturally and he's on gear...plus you're more lean, the least you can do is give him a spot.  Though I despise some assclown living in the land of delusion, I kind of feel bad for them at the same time.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

HAHAHAHAH  That was hilarious

[tom joad]

Croatch, while you were spotting that beast in your gym, did you provide words of encouragement like
"c'mon, light weight baby" . . . "all you brother" . . . "c'mon one more rep" . . . ?

[CT_Muscle]

If people here spent half the time worrying about their own training and physique there might be some big mofo's on getbig

[SirTraps]

you pretend to be a badass but yet  people force you to spot em and you are scared to say "no"? why dont you just ignore em or make fun of em if you are so badass?

  why dont you post under your regular screen name Fat Alex ? 

[FrenchFrie]

Have you read this thead?  People who take steroids need help to achieve something in a gym, I don't.  When you outweigh a guy by 20lbs naturally and he's on gear...plus you're more lean, the least you can do is give him a spot.  Though I despise some assclown living in the land of delusion, I kind of feel bad for them at the same time.

i think you're just too scared of having any troubles with anyone that's why  you gently bend over em when they ask you something, because as big as you are, you re a scared little child with a big heart haha.

[bigmc]

I walk into a new gym in Vegas and see this steroid BEAST right next to me.  This guy had it all, ILS, brutal zit shoulders, bloat face, and yes, "fierce" genetics.  Aside from having a better overall shape, I outweighed him by 20lbs and more lean.  He gives me a nod...like we're in this together, doing the same thing and all...sadly mistaken.  I'm expressionless as usual and proceed to start my chest routine.  A few sets in, Mr. Steroid Badass asks me for a spot.  It's not enough this clown needs a few shots of test, just to look mediocre at best, but he interrupts my workout to better his own brutal chest development.  I spotted him on his "hardcore" set of 90lbs dumbells on incline for 5 or so.
I couldn't help but think, I sure am glad I didn't wear my Natural Bodybuilding shirt.  This guy would have probably ran to the men's room and ended his sorry existence, seeing how beneath the Croatch he was...yet taking a ton of shit.
You can't replace work ethic or genetics with a shot.  Accept what God has given you and make it the best you can on your own.  At the end of the day, at least you'll get some respect and probably have a greater sense of accomplishment.
Good luck all.

do you own someone based purely on how you look or how strong you are

or are you simply overprojecting your own insecurities

are you that shallow or just delusional

[FrenchFrie]

do you own someone based purely on how you look or how strong you are

or are you simply overprojecting your own insecurities

are you that shallow or just delusional

I think he s unconsciously seeking for help exposing all his obvious insecurities on here.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

  why dont you post under your regular screen name Fat Alex ? 

Is frenchfrie really Alex23

[FrenchFrie]

Is frenchfrie really Alex23

Damn I ve been acused of being sarcasm , now alex23? WTF ?

I'm french dudes !

[Hurricane Beef !]

Good, but the " sweet heart " vids are better.

The Beef wants to see more along that line.

The Beef

[kyomu]

I'll be honest, nothing personal, but I really get tired of juicers...especially in Vegas.  Almost nobody in this town can do much without their magic drug cycle, it's fucking pathetic.  At least back East, many people had more heart and didn't rely on drugs.  Sorry for keeping it real, but that's how it goes.  I've been training natural for over 14 years and these clowns are a disgrace to what I do, which is bodybuilding.

Why are you so insecure? I am a natty who is sorrounded by juicers and i am ok. They all respect me for being natural.
None of them treat me bad. They are how they are. I am how i am. Whats the problem?

[Rearden Metal]

Have you read this thead?  People who take steroids need help to achieve something in a gym, I don't.  When you outweigh a guy by 20lbs naturally and he's on gear...plus you're more lean, the least you can do is give him a spot.  Though I despise some assclown living in the land of delusion, I kind of feel bad for them at the same time.

I'm natural now, do you despise/feel bad for me still?

[Playboy]

I'll be honest, nothing personal, but I really get tired of juicers...especially in Vegas.  Almost nobody in this town can do much without their magic drug cycle, it's fucking pathetic.  At least back East, many people had more heart and didn't rely on drugs.  Sorry for keeping it real, but that's how it goes.  I've been training natural for over 14 years and these clowns are a disgrace to what I do, which is bodybuilding.

The way you get tired of "juicers" maybe they get tired of you being nosey on what they do with their own business and you preaching.

[MisterMagoo]

I have to agree with you there.  I workout in this imaginary gym called Gold's in a fake city called Las Vegas.  Make believe people train there like Gustavo Badell, Quincy Taylor, and Cormier.   Epic Insight buddy
I never claimed to be the biggest/strongest guy in the gym...ever actually.  I simply state I own 90% of people on juice I see...or in general.  Physique/bodybuilding wise, not strength, but yes, usually strength too.  If you know anything about bodybuilding, you know steroids don't equal genetics for bodybuilding.  Reread until you understand this.
Thanks

then you lift at a pretty piss-poor gym. or you're a bullshitter. if you're 210 and "own" 90% of the lifters at your gym including the guys on gear, there is a binary choice: your gym sucks or you're delusional. now, you say you lift at a gold's in vegas where IFBB pros lift, so that seems to knock out the first choice...

listen man. i'm 235 pounds and my pictures/videos/log are public, so you can see where my strength ranks. i lift either at a school gym or a YMCA in a nowhere town and i still won't say i "own" 90% of lifters, ESPECIALLY not if i include the juicers.

even giving you the benefit of the doubt, we can read that you're in good shape but severely resentful of the people twice your size on gear so you come on here after being shamed by a guy with backne who inclined the 150s for 10, so you came on here and made up a story to make yourself feel better. that's a best case scenario conclusion.

[War-Horse]

then you lift at a pretty piss-poor gym. or you're a bullshitter. if you're 210 and "own" 90% of the lifters at your gym including the guys on gear, there is a binary choice: your gym sucks or you're delusional. now, you say you lift at a gold's in vegas where IFBB pros lift, so that seems to knock out the first choice...

listen man. i'm 235 pounds and my pictures/videos/log are public, so you can see where my strength ranks. i lift either at a school gym or a YMCA in a nowhere town and i still won't say i "own" 90% of lifters, ESPECIALLY not if i include the juicers.

even giving you the benefit of the doubt, we can read that you're in good shape but severely resentful of the people twice your size on gear so you come on here after being shamed by a guy with backne who inclined the 150s for 10, so you came on here and made up a story to make yourself feel better. that's a best case scenario conclusion.

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