What's the deal with naked men in the change room!

[CalvinH]

Gayer than a discussion about naked dudes in the mens lockeroom.

[The Master]

I have heard this complaint from alot of guys.  

Women don't do it as much, I don't think.  We're more self-conscious around each other.  We don't want the other women to see any of our imperfections.  I have very rarely - if ever - seen a woman just hanging out or strolling around in the gym locker room naked or even topless.  Alot of locker rooms have "changing rooms" so the women can hide while they are changing clothes if they want.  

How can you know all this? You change in the mens changing room.

[Thealmightyronald]

Yesterday I walked in the locker room only to see two old fat fucks walk out of the showers talking about cardio with nothing, so I turned away and some other OLD fat fuck was standing in front of the mirror(I still don't know how they can bare to look at that), shaving his head and face with nothing on. WTF??? These people have homes and they're all retired so why can't they just come in gym clothes and leave in the same clothes? Fuck, I do it. Just shave and shower at home because no one wants to see that. I've never showered at the gym, i'd rather do it at home since I have the time.

I go in the locker room put my jacket, coat and shoes in a locker but I usually do it as fast as possible. It's a funny thing... you go to the gym and no one is in shape except maybe a few people, the ones who keep their clothes on.

FUCK OFF YOU OLD FAT FUCKS. IF YOU'RE AT THE GYM YOU SHOULD BE THERE TO TRAIN HARD NOT TALK ABOUT HOW FAT AND DISGUSTING YOU LOOK.

[ripitupbaby]

How can you know all this? You change in the mens changing room.

Aren't you tired of that one yet?   Talk about needing to up your game...

[The Master]

Aren't you tired of that one yet?   Talk about needing to up your game...

Debusseys point never grows old. 

[MikeThaMachine]

Debusseys point never grows old. 

Ummmmmm yeah it does, it kinda got old after the whole Buffgodess incident (not her being alive but you mocking her).

[The Master]

Ummmmmm yeah it does, it kinda got old after the whole Buffgodess incident (not her being alive but you mocking her).

What type of razor do you think Rip uses to shave his her chest hair?

[Thealmightyronald]

What type of razor do you think Rip uses to shave his her chest hair?

Gillette Fusion... the best a woman can get.

[The Master]

Gillette Fusion... the best a woman can get.

[kreator]

there's no ''women only'' or ''men only'' locker rooms in our gym, there's only one locker room for everybody.............if you're lucky you might get a glimpse of some girls' tits at best............haven't seen a girl completely naked there so far

[MikeThaMachine]

there's no ''women only'' or ''men only'' locker rooms in our gym, there's only one locker room for everybody.............if you're lucky you might get a glimpse of some girls' tits at best............haven't seen a girl completely naked there so far

Set up a video cam and get back to us

[dantelis]

Wonder if it is a generational thing?  Up until the 70s or so, most kids were forced to take showers after gym class by their gym teachers and got used to it.  Nowadays, kids rarely, if ever, shower after gym class, electing to just spray their stank down with body sprays.

Since the 70s or so, there has been more awareness of gays and so younger generations may be more wary of strangers in the gym seeing them naked.  ("Is that guy checkin' me out?  Fag!!!")  Older generations didn't really think about gays and just grew up thinking that showering with the guys and walking around naked in the locker room was normal.

Case in point...how many of your gyms have gang showers like Gold's did in Pumping Iron?

 

[Butterbean]

I shower at home so I'm not in the locker room often but I've never seen a woman walking around nude there.  Seems as though they all have robes or towels to put on as soon as they exit the showers. 

My workout partner once told me she saw a nude girl w/her leg up on the bench by the sinks shaving her bikini line but I don't think that's the norm.

On the other hand we do hear some complaints from some of the men about nude men letting it all hang out in the men's locker room.  One guy told us that there is a man that routinely is nude while shaving (his face) while his marbles rest upon the counter.

[MikeThaMachine]

I shower at home so I'm not in the locker room often but I've never seen a woman walking around nude there.  Seems as though they all have robes or towels to put on as soon as they exit the showers. 

My workout partner once told me she saw a nude girl w/her leg up on the bench by the sinks shaving her bikini line but I don't think that's the norm.

On the other hand we do hear some complaints from some of the men about nude men letting it all hang out in the men's locker room.  One guy told us that there is a man that routinely is nude while shaving (his face) while his marbles rest upon the counter.

Things I have seen when working in a gym

1. Mostly always old guys

2. Love to get nude in the sauna so they can share ball and ass sweat with everyone

3. Some even prefer to put one leg up on a table to blow dry their taint optimally

4. They tend to have needle dicks some times barely visible (looks like it goes in???)

5. Seems they love to not dry in the shower area but go out by the lockers and face everyone while drying everything from head to bending over to get feet.

6. Almost always they have never shaved an inch of their body in their lives which makes it harder to see privates but also makes it much more disgusting.

7. Some go as far as hanging out for 30min or more airdrying in the nude while carrying on conversations with others (sometimes unwanted conversations) and not making a single effort to even get socks or underwear on.

8. They never mind brushing their teeth and shaving while at the same time swabing the counter top with their ball hair.

Feel free to add on.

[Butterbean]

Things I have seen when working in a gym

1. Mostly always old guys

2. Love to get nude in the sauna so they can share ball and ass sweat with everyone

3. Some even prefer to put one leg up on a table to blow dry their taint optimally

4. They tend to have needle dicks some times barely visible (looks like it goes in???)

5. Seems they love to not dry in the shower area but go out by the lockers and face everyone while drying everything from head to bending over to get feet.

6. Almost always they have never shaved an inch of their body in their lives which makes it harder to see privates but also makes it much more disgusting.

7. Some go as far as hanging out for 30min or more airdrying in the nude while carrying on conversations with others (sometimes unwanted conversations) and not making a single effort to even get socks or underwear on.

8. They never mind brushing their teeth and shaving while at the same time swabing the counter top with their ball hair.

Feel free to add on.

lol Thanks I'll try not to skip any of your posts in the future

[MikeThaMachine]

lol Thanks I'll try not to skip any of your posts in the future

The stories are great, they only back up my post I worked at a gym for over a year and those are the most common things I noticed.

[Matt C]

What's the deal with naked men in the change room!

What's the deal with guys doing this in the change room?

[The Master]

What's the deal with guys doing this in the change room?

Do you run around with your penis flying free in the change room Matt C?

[Matt C]

Do you run around with your penis flying free in the change room Matt C?

I sure do.

[SirTraps]

   This shit is definitely true-every gym ive ever lifted at-there is always an old guy who just hangs around the locker room naked. 

   He usually has hair on his back as thick as shag carpet too.   

[PANDAEMONIUM]

IOne guy told us that there is a man that routinely is nude while shaving (his face) while his marbles rest upon the counter.

HAHA sounds like this "guy" is frequenting a gay bath house

[El Diablo Blanco]

are you implying that this guy shouldnt get naked in the dressing room?

Oh Snap!  You captured Squadfather at the gym!

[MikeThaMachine]

are you implying that this guy shouldnt get naked in the dressing room?

Nah his rolls cover him up. It gets much much worse

[FrenchFrie]

are you implying that this guy shouldnt get naked in the dressing room?

holy crap...massive quads development on squadfather there.

We should really start a thread with pictures of these fucking morons and humiliate em and give em the link to the board.

[MikeThaMachine]

Seriously though where are those pics from, it's really not cool to take pics of people in the locker room. Are the pics funny??? YES, but for real that's a big invasion of privacy. When you go into a locker room you shouldn't have to worry about some guy with a camera phone snapping your pic while you're nude and posting it on the net. I think these pics should be removed