Author Topic: Would you pick a fight with Dorian Yates? (Read 26064 times)

kyomu · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 06:45:57 AM

What is Zihud?

Those palestinans throw stones to polices of Israel.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:23:08 AM »

Moosejay · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:29:04 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 07:22:23 AM

Those palestinans throw stones to polices of Israel.

Umm...I am not sure, but I can never understand why these crazy, crazed crowds throw stones at armed soldiers and at armored tanks....if they are approached by such armed juggernauts...they should take the intelligent route and RUN.

kiwiol · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:30:49 AM »

Quote from: JimmyThomson on March 21, 2008, 06:18:39 AM

As I said in another thread this morning I know Dorian pretty well now but when we first met 20+ years ago it was a different matter. I was already of course an established bodybuilder and was in town to compete in my first EFBB masters show. Dorian was competing in the heavyweight class of the seniors. We were both training at the same time in a gym and believe it or not Dorian was dressed in dungarees with no shirt under it and was wearing Doc Martin boots. He really did look like a complete scumbag with his tattood fingers and arms covered in tatoos of the Union Jack, bulldog, picture of Doc Martin boot (seriously !!) etc. He made the mistake of calling me "Jock". As many of you know I am ex Black Watch so even though I was 50 years old at the time I sorted his attitude in double quick time. I went out to my car and got my pair of pliers and then walked up to Dorian as he was lying on the bench doing presses. I placed my thumb and index fingers on his eyes which clamping his testicles with my pliers. I told him if he spoke to me with disrespect again I would crush his genetalia and the last thing he would see would be my face before he lost his eyes. I kid you not, he actually pissed himself (which resulted in me removing my pliers).
The guy is a big Fairy.

Translation: JimmyThomson dreamed about Dorian bench pressing and woke up to find that it was actually a wet dream

Quote from: Camel Jockey on March 21, 2008, 07:23:08 AM

haha

I bet the opponent had 2 black eyes

kyomu · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:31:38 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 07:29:04 AM

Umm...I am not sure, but I can never understand why these crazy, crazed crowds throw stones at armed soldiers and at armored tanks....if they are approached by such armed juggernauts...they should take the intelligent route and RUN.

Yeah. Exactly. Thats why palestina is inferior to Israel.All the things have their reasons.
If they were japanese, they wouldnt choose that stupid way to fight against Israel.

nder98 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:33:32 AM »

Quote from: m8 on March 21, 2008, 05:30:48 AM

Would you?

I wouldn't.

No I would not.. Still a big f**ker

kyomu · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:37:14 AM »

Quote from: nder98 on March 21, 2008, 07:33:32 AM

No I would not.. Still a big f**ker

Why big=strong street fighter? Obvious that you dont have fighting experience.

Team Diver · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:44:44 AM »

Quote from: JimmyThomson on March 21, 2008, 06:18:39 AM

As I said in another thread this morning I know Dorian pretty well now but when we first met 20+ years ago it was a different matter. I was already of course an established bodybuilder and was in town to compete in my first EFBB masters show. Dorian was competing in the heavyweight class of the seniors. We were both training at the same time in a gym and believe it or not Dorian was dressed in dungarees with no shirt under it and was wearing Doc Martin boots. He really did look like a complete scumbag with his tattood fingers and arms covered in tatoos of the Union Jack, bulldog, picture of Doc Martin boot (seriously !!) etc. He made the mistake of calling me "Jock". As many of you know I am ex Black Watch so even though I was 50 years old at the time I sorted his attitude in double quick time. I went out to my car and got my pair of pliers and then walked up to Dorian as he was lying on the bench doing presses. I placed my thumb and index fingers on his eyes which clamping his testicles with my pliers. I told him if he spoke to me with disrespect again I would crush his genetalia and the last thing he would see would be my face before he lost his eyes. I kid you not, he actually pissed himself (which resulted in me removing my pliers).
The guy is a big Fairy.

This guy tells the truth!!! At the same time, in the other corner of this gym, Steven Seagal was choked by Gene LeBell, and at the protein bar Van Damme was being knocked out by Chuck Zito. I was there!!!!!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:48:29 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 07:31:38 AM

Yeah. Exactly. Thats why palestina is inferior to Israel.All the things have their reasons.
If they were japanese, they wouldnt choose that stupid way to fight against Israel.

Pearl Harbour ring a bell?

BayGBM · « **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:13:35 AM »

Hell yeah, I would!

But it's winner take all!

nder98 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:18:20 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 07:37:14 AM

Why big=strong street fighter? Obvious that you dont have fighting experience.

Actually Mr. Know Everything, I boxed for 8 years.. But judging by your comment, Im sure you can kick Dorians ass in a fight right?

Hulkster · « **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:18:59 AM »

Quote from: FrenchFrie on March 21, 2008, 06:54:39 AM

his calves, cold, are bigger than his arms. And they full even when completely relaxed. fishy to say the least, it's like he has jug of water (oil) instead of calves...

nothing fishy I think about dorian's calves, they were some of the best ever, if not THE best.

his arms were, for a Mr. O, the exact opposite.

Monster81 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:25:03 AM »

Quote from: JimmyThomson on March 21, 2008, 06:18:39 AM

As I said in another thread this morning I know Dorian pretty well now but when we first met 20+ years ago it was a different matter. I was already of course an established bodybuilder and was in town to compete in my first EFBB masters show. Dorian was competing in the heavyweight class of the seniors. We were both training at the same time in a gym and believe it or not Dorian was dressed in dungarees with no shirt under it and was wearing Doc Martin boots. He really did look like a complete scumbag with his tattood fingers and arms covered in tatoos of the Union Jack, bulldog, picture of Doc Martin boot (seriously !!) etc. He made the mistake of calling me "Jock". As many of you know I am ex Black Watch so even though I was 50 years old at the time I sorted his attitude in double quick time. I went out to my car and got my pair of pliers and then walked up to Dorian as he was lying on the bench doing presses. I placed my thumb and index fingers on his eyes which clamping his testicles with my pliers. I told him if he spoke to me with disrespect again I would crush his genetalia and the last thing he would see would be my face before he lost his eyes. I kid you not, he actually pissed himself (which resulted in me removing my pliers).
The guy is a big Fairy.

sure u did, big guy

m8 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:33:22 AM »

Hahaha, Dorian would kick "JimmyThomson"'s ass in a second.

kyomu · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:56:56 AM »

Quote from: nder98 on March 21, 2008, 08:18:20 AM

Actually Mr. Know Everything, I boxed for 8 years.. But judging by your comment, Im sure you can kick Dorians ass in a fight right?

OK. Think about it dear boxer. Do you wear your grove and your enemy wear grove and fight with boxing rule on the street?

nder98 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:05:21 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 08:56:56 AM

OK. Think about it dear boxer. Do you wear your grove and your enemy wear grove and fight with boxing rule on the street?

Whos talking about a street fight???

The Squadfather · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:07:29 AM »

Quote from: JimmyThomson on March 21, 2008, 06:18:39 AM

As I said in another thread this morning I know Dorian pretty well now but when we first met 20+ years ago it was a different matter. I was already of course an established bodybuilder and was in town to compete in my first EFBB masters show. Dorian was competing in the heavyweight class of the seniors. We were both training at the same time in a gym and believe it or not Dorian was dressed in dungarees with no shirt under it and was wearing Doc Martin boots. He really did look like a complete scumbag with his tattood fingers and arms covered in tatoos of the Union Jack, bulldog, picture of Doc Martin boot (seriously !!) etc. He made the mistake of calling me "Jock". As many of you know I am ex Black Watch so even though I was 50 years old at the time I sorted his attitude in double quick time. I went out to my car and got my pair of pliers and then walked up to Dorian as he was lying on the bench doing presses. I placed my thumb and index fingers on his eyes which clamping his testicles with my pliers. I told him if he spoke to me with disrespect again I would crush his genetalia and the last thing he would see would be my face before he lost his eyes. I kid you not, he actually pissed himself (which resulted in me removing my pliers).
The guy is a big Fairy.

::)oh brother, epic bullshit, Dorian would whip your ass inside of a minute.

Bluto · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:07:53 AM »

ill beat the shit outta this kyomu in a street fight !

as for dorians calves, probably been the same size all the time due to it's nature as a genetic bodypart (just as mike matarrazzos father had bigger calves than him)

Lamplighterx · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:08:53 AM »

haha dorian is out of breath after kicking a few times

I bet he wouldnt last 1 minute in a real fight
all he does is kick the bag?? lets see some board breaking

rccs · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:09:17 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 08:56:56 AM

OK. Think about it dear boxer. Do you wear your grove and your enemy wear grove and fight with boxing rule on the street?

In astreet fight strength is very important as it is weight. Boxing can help you alot though!

Hulkster · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:09:24 AM »

challenge him to a front double bi shot.

that you would win for sure!

kyomu · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:09:58 AM »

Quote from: nder98 on March 21, 2008, 09:05:21 AM

Whos talking about a street fight???

Then whos talking about boxers rule?
If you say fight. Normaly its implying fight in bar,street,home...normal place.
Because this thread was borned based on his fighting trouble in a bar.

If i have to confront Yates. I say sorry to him at first and when he turns his back i hit his head with chair or something strongly.
The fight is not a sport.

Bluto · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:11:26 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 09:09:58 AM

Then whos talking about boxers rule?
If you say fight. Normaly its implying fight in bar,street,home...normal place.
Because this thread was borned based on his fighting trouble in a bar.

If i have to confront Yates. I say sorry to him at first and when he turns his back i hit his head with chair or something strongly.
The fight is not a sport.

i would hit you with a plate of sushi right over the head and then choke you out with cables to nintendo

The Squadfather · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:13:19 AM »

hahahahahaa, i love how "Jimmy" waits until Dorian is lying on a bench doing bench presses and then grabs his balls and puts his fingers over his eyes like a little cowardly bitch and then has the nuts to say Dorian is the "fairy".

rccs · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:16:24 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2008, 09:09:58 AM

Then whos talking about boxers rule?
If you say fight. Normaly its implying fight in bar,street,home...normal place.
Because this thread was borned based on his fighting trouble in a bar.

If i have to confront Yates. I say sorry to him at first and when he turns his back i hit his head with chair or something strongly.
The fight is not a sport.

Then you are a coward... Hit a man when he turns his back...

I bounced lots of nights and a guy like dorian can give a lot o headaches... You don't need to have the arebic capacity to fight in a club or in the street... there are no rounds, but pure violence... plain and simple.