This woman in the gym keeps looking at me. I'm used to getting plenty of looks but this has the obvious " I want to fuck you" written all over it. I was feeling pretty confindent this one day so i decided to go up to her and ask her out. Before i could get a full sentence out, she said "hell yeah-how about tonight--and by the way my name is Shasha". I smiled and stated for sure its on.
We both finished working out about the same time so we walked out together. As we were walking over to my Vette, she said "wow i love Vette's-take me for a ride". Of course i said hop in. At this time we have been cruising the city for about 10 minutes and wouldn't you know it, she already has my fly down and is going balls deep on my meat pipe. About a minute goes by and she stops what she is doing and proceeds to put a bump of YAyo on the head of my puppet. She does approx 3 or 4 bumps off my black stick and as she is finishing the last bump, i grab her by the back of the head and state "I fucking love you"
CON'T