Matt C Doesn't Have Musclephone

[McFarland]

1) He's Canadian.
2) He doesn't own a cell phone. 

HAHAHHAHAHAHa, what a fucking loser. 

[mass 04]

I have grown one hundreth of a millimeter since getting my MusclePhone

Thanks MusclePhone!

[haider]

1) He's Canadian.
2) He doesn't own a cell phone. 

HAHAHHAHAHAHa, what a fucking loser. 

hahahaha how does a ball licking homo like Matt C not have a musclephone?

[mass 04]

hahahaha how does a ball licking #### like Matt C not have a musclephone?

maybe he doesn't like to recieve exclusive bb gossip such as "David Henry spotted at Friendly's" or "Don Long spotted picking up pants at the dry cleaners"?

[haider]

maybe he doesn't like to recieve exclusive bb gossip such as "David Henry spotted at Friendly's" or "Don Long spotted picking up pants at the dry cleaners"?

are u saying musclephone isn't gay enough for Matt C?

that's getbig blasphemy 

[G o a t b o y]

Matt C was Muscle Phone^TM subscriber #2 (behind some skinny fag from Colorado).  However, after hearing that Muscle Phone^TM provided weather updates from Dubai, India, his fellow Canadian MattT stole his Muscle Phone^TM from him!   

[McFarland]

Matt C was Muscle Phone^TM subscriber #2 (behind some skinny fag from Colorado).  However, after hearing that Muscle Phone^TM provided weather updates from Dubai, India, his fellow Canadian MattT stole his Muscle Phone^TM from him!   

Actually neither Matt C nor T has Musclephone because they are in Canada and Musclephone doesn't work in Canada yet.  And let me stress yet.  But the other part of my point is that Matt C doesn't even have a cell phone he could sign up with if it did!  Double ownage; Matt C is very obviously a loser and a twink. 

Working with the Canadian and overseas carriers currently. Lots of regulations to work through when working outside the United States.

[G o a t b o y]

Actually neither Matt C nor T has Musclephone because they are in Canada and Musclephone doesn't work in Canada yet. 

How could the damn Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM not work outside the US??  Hell, they have cell phones in Uraguay, Borneo, and Tanzania.  I would hope they have them in Canada.

Muscle Phone^TM is the greatest boon to mankind this century.  To deny it to human beings outside the US would be criminal! 

[webcake]

Im in Australia and have MusclePhone, surely a Canadian could have it too?

[G o a t b o y]

Im in Australia and have MusclePhone, surely a Canadian could have it too?

It's a balance-of-trade kinda thing...    you send us Fosters and Kangaroo meat, we sent you Musclephone^TM.  Canada has nothing we want, unless they can ever figure how to turn their tar sands into usable oil, in which case they can get the Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM too!   

[Stavios]

canadians rule the world

[webcake]

Canada isn't a real country anyway.

[Matt C]

are u saying musclephone isn't gay enough for Matt C?

That's exactly what he's saying. 

Why is this info not on Muscle Phone^TM? 

[G o a t b o y]

Canada = "USA lite".

[jetpower]

$4/month?

"Just enter your number below and the monthly service charge of $3.99 is added to your regular phone bill."

[webcake]

$4/month?

"Just enter your number below and the monthly service charge of $3.99 is added to your regular phone bill."

You would be a fool not to take up this once in a life time offer!!

[FullROM]

Canada = "USA lite".

I was thinking of moving to Canada from Europe, what do you think?

[bigdumbbell]

How could the damn Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM not work outside the US??  Hell, they have cell phones in Uraguay, Borneo, and Tanzania.  I would hope they have them in Canada.

Muscle Phone^TM is the greatest boon to mankind this century.  To deny it to human beings outside the US would be criminal! 

cell phones are just arriving in Cuba

[columbusdude82]

Here's the big question: If MattC doesn't have Musclephone, how will he get the latest Frank McGrath updates as they happen???

[dr.chimps]

Tut tut.

/also does not have a cell phone 
//well, had one and then realized that people would always call and want to talk. fark that noise. no phone

[HowieW]

How could the damn Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM not work outside the US??  Hell, they have cell phones in Uraguay, Borneo, and Tanzania.  I would hope they have them in Canada.

Muscle Phone^TM is the greatest boon to mankind this century.  To deny it to human beings outside the US would be criminal! 

It is USA first and only baby and that goes for pro bodybuilding as well!
Oh, wait a minute, the I in IFBB pro stands for international, hmmmmm, now what?

[Camel Jockey]

MattC's love of gay phone sex lines prevents him from subscribing.