KOBE JUMPS OVER A MOVING ASTON MARTIN

[SS]

cool commercial... until 5,000 idiots try it this weekend to get their copyclips on youtube, and 30 end up in hospitals, 2 dead.

We can only hope it's more than 2 that die.

[Camel Jockey]

kobe would get FUCKED UP if he ever went into the hood and talked like that...

id liek to see him go into the hundred blocks of oakland

that would be funny

What about your wigger ass? hahaha 

[CigaretteMan]

  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying

[polychronopolous]

  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying

You can go to any basketball court in the ghetto and find a ton of guys who can "jump". But can they hit a 19 footer consistently with a 7 foot charging at them? That's the difference.

[calmus]

Kobe has great timing, but that was a pretty stupid thing to do. 

[Megalodon]

That's a compositing effect called rotoscoping. He didn't actually jump over a moving Aston Martin. 

[Sir William Idol]

One right off Hegenberger Road, I think. Can't remember if it's an actual Giant Burger. Nations are plentiful, and there are Giant Burgers elsewhere, but I can't remember exactly where in Oaktown.

there's one in off the 580 by fruitvale and macarthur

[candidizzle]

did you just take that picture right now?

the sky outside looks very similar to that

[calmus]

did you just take that picture right now?

the sky outside looks very similar to that

It's California. The sky looks like that about 80% of the year.

[Sir William Idol]

nah.  found it online.  look at the leafless tree and the wreath on the light pole, you can tell it was taken in winter.

[Sir William Idol]

there also used to be one on grand ave in piedmont, but it turned into an ace hardware nursery 

[Zaphod]

there's one in off the 580 by fruitvale and macarthur

Damn, I'm getting hungry!

[bcimagala]

yeah to be honest im not that familiar with frisco

i lived in oakland for a few months, thats why i know that area so well

candidizzle only lived there for a few months and grew up in suburban ass central valley and now thinks he's an expert on the thuggery in the town.

jesus.  no wonder most here think you're a tool.

[candidizzle]

candidizzle only lived there for a few months and grew up in suburban ass central valley and now thinks he's an expert on the thuggery in the town.

jesus.  no wonder most here think you're a tool.

:-*i love you too honey

[candidizzle]

It's California. The sky looks like that about 80% of the year.

ummmm yeah its california dude thats where im atlol   what did you think i meant???

[m8]

Look at the shadows, very fake.

[Luinitari]

Look at the shadows, very fake.

thank you, i am dumbfounded that no one has mentioned this yet.

viral advert meant to sell shoes, but still cool to watch

[Zaphod]

thank you, i am dumbfounded that no one has mentioned this yet.

viral advert meant to sell shoes, but still cool to watch

Hahahah, good stuuf.

[sinbad]

That's a compositing effect called rotoscoping. He didn't actually jump over a moving Aston Martin. 

I agree, something didn't look quite right about it. I have no doubt he could do it tho. I once jump over a parked car on whim back in my baller days, I was a little drunk too, could have fucked myself up.

[Zaphod]

Look at the shadows, very fake.

No, that's a real Giant Burger, my friend.

[YoungBlood]

there's one in off the 580 by fruitvale and macarthur

I know there's one in Hayward. I used to play this shithole called Sherry's, and after we were done, we'd all head over to the Giant Burger. The guy there looked like he went straight from the Navy/US Service to the Giant Burger upon discharge. Dude cooked a MEAN burger. Great shit, as long as the cheese didn't fall and melt on your shirt as you tried to steer your car!!!

[McFarland]

I agree, something didn't look quite right about it. I have no doubt he could do it tho. I once jump over a parked car on whim back in my baller days, I was a little drunk too, could have fucked myself up.

All the trollers should be taking screen shots of this post.  

[XFACTOR]

  If you go through a 4 year university course, studying 12 hours a day, you will make $50,000 a year after you graduate; if you can jump high and dunk a basketball, you will male $50,000,000. So this is the logic of society:

  jumping > 100,000 hours of studying

Dude you got it all wrong.  As much as an advocate as I am on education in this world, you just can't teach god given abilites like that.  Seriously!  That's why I have no problem taking my educated self and educated wife to Raptors games and dropping $300 every time. 

[TrapsMcLats]

nope.  but i am from a really crappy part of cleveland.  and the minute poor people smell money, they look for an angle, and they kiss ass.  You ever see how polite the most crass people will be when they're trying to convince a guy with a tie that they are worthy of welfare benefits?  Multiply that times 10,000.  They know that if they can get 5 min alone with Kobe, read him some sob story about some trick that set them up (kobe can relate), that kobe might break the guy off $10k for some good karma.

seriously, if they saw kobe on the street or at mcD, theyd ask for an autograph and try to kiss his ass.

you don't understant oakland until you go there man.  its one of the premiere places where blacks started to have no respect for anyone, black, white or purple (thank you for that... failed black panther movement).  the common black would look at Kobe and view him as a threat to their territory, much like a gorilla.  Since the black motto is "show'em whatcha got," they would immediately ignore Kobe or try and kick his ass.  Its pretty common.  i've been through bad parts of SF and LA (went to a house party in south central, one of three white dudes there... no problems everyone was cool, i was playing in a gospel/funk/R&B band) and didn't feel unsafe, but the bad parts of oakland are bad enough to make me a bit hesitant.  Oakland is the worst of the worst, maybe only east detroit ranks worse... but i doubt it.  Oakland is a mess.

[TrapsMcLats]

I know there's one in Hayward. I used to play this shithole called Sherry's, and after we were done, we'd all head over to the Giant Burger. The guy there looked like he went straight from the Navy/US Service to the Giant Burger upon discharge. Dude cooked a MEAN burger. Great shit, as long as the cheese didn't fall and melt on your shirt as you tried to steer your car!!!

what about hagenburger, ever been there?  that place is pretty badass.