Author Topic: Help! advice needed, Im losing sleep over a girl #DATE OVER# (Read 16123 times)

windsor88 · « **Reply #75 on:** April 18, 2008, 06:21:36 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 18, 2008, 06:11:15 PM

So did BoosterSeat score yet or what?

suicide more likely.

chaos · « **Reply #76 on:** April 18, 2008, 06:47:14 PM »

Quote from: windsor88 on April 18, 2008, 06:21:36 PM

suicide more likely.

HAHAHHAAA Probably blew his load in his pants and put her eye out from across the dinner table.

BOOST!!!!! Where are you little buddy??!?!?!!

mass 04 · « **Reply #77 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:32:50 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 18, 2008, 06:47:14 PM

HAHAHHAAA Probably blew his load in his pants and put her eye out from across the dinner table.

BOOST!!!!! Where are you little buddy??!?!?!!

she probably asked to pass the sugar, and he proposed.

drkaje · « **Reply #78 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:59:14 PM »

Boosterseat, LOL!

I just hope he's not texting her poetry or something equally lame.

mass 04 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 18, 2008, 09:03:18 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on April 18, 2008, 08:59:14 PM

Boosterseat, LOL!

I just hope he's not texting her poetry or something equally lame.

the poor kid is probably in a tree next to her window with a ukulele singing love songs, while her dad is calling the cops. $:-\$

Boost · « **Reply #80 on:** April 20, 2008, 04:50:52 PM »

I'm doing great

(no suicide).
Bin on a Second date! Bowling

Its all moving along nicely. i kissed her at the end of the night, and we will be meetin again this week sometime. I'm happy to take it at a Leisurely pace. still thinkin about her 24/7 though, and having to restrain from callin her / textin too often. im tryin to come across as not too clingy

calmus · « **Reply #81 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:14:04 PM »

Quote from: Boost on April 20, 2008, 04:50:52 PM

I'm doing great (no suicide).
Bin on a Second date! Bowling Its all moving along nicely. i kissed her at the end of the night, and we will be meetin again this week sometime. I'm happy to take it at a Leisurely pace. still thinkin about her 24/7 though, and having to restrain from callin her / textin too often. im tryin to come across as not too clingy

Real kiss? or one of those Euro cheek deals?

chaos · « **Reply #82 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Boost on April 20, 2008, 04:50:52 PM

I'm doing great (no suicide).
Bin on a Second date! Bowling Its all moving along nicely. i kissed her at the end of the night, and we will be meetin again this week sometime. I'm happy to take it at a Leisurely pace. still thinkin about her 24/7 though, and having to restrain from callin her / textin too often. im tryin to come across as not too clingy

Hand up the shirt, under the bra, over the nipple, other hand down the pants, on top of the panties, over the clit.

This is how you start date three when you pick her up, give her the kiss you left off with on date 2, then proceed with above instructions.

benchmstr · « **Reply #83 on:** April 21, 2008, 03:23:18 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 20, 2008, 05:40:13 PM

Hand up the shirt, under the bra, over the nipple, other hand down the pants, on top of the panties, over the clit.

This is how you start date three when you pick her up, give her the kiss you left off with on date 2, then proceed with above instructions.

this is good advice,but if you really want to help him out you need to teach him how to convince a bitch that if she does anal then she is still a virgin

bench

drkaje · « **Reply #84 on:** April 21, 2008, 06:02:30 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on April 21, 2008, 03:23:18 AM

this is good advice,but if you really want to help him out you need to teach him how to convince a bitch that if she does anal then she is still a virgin

bench

That's true and should take no convincing.

Well, he should hit it soon before she loses intrest.

Faust · « **Reply #85 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:59:38 PM »

Bring a supersized bottle of lube next time you go pick her up and put it on the passenger seat.

With a little luck she gets the idea.

chaos · « **Reply #86 on:** April 21, 2008, 08:31:07 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on April 21, 2008, 03:23:18 AM

this is good advice,but if you really want to help him out you need to teach him how to convince a bitch that if she does anal then she is still a virgin

bench

I know someone that did that.........true story.

Some girls will believe anything.

benchmstr · « **Reply #87 on:** April 21, 2008, 09:46:43 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 21, 2008, 08:31:07 PM

I know someone that did that.........true story.

Some girls will believe anything.

i have had the same best friend since kindergarten i consider the guy my brother.his little brothers current girlfriend does that shit,he actually had to get pussy the same way most dudes sneak anal "ooppps it slipped"

bench

chaos · « **Reply #88 on:** April 21, 2008, 09:53:03 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on April 21, 2008, 09:46:43 PM

i have had the same best friend since kindergarten i consider the guy my brother.his little brothers current girlfriend does that shit,he actually had to get pussy the same way most dudes sneak anal "ooppps it slipped"

bench

"oops...."

The same guy that did that, called out my name during sex with the same chick....she was pissed.

Geo · « **Reply #89 on:** April 21, 2008, 10:20:50 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on April 18, 2008, 07:29:47 AM

I'm a huge fan of putting out soon. A perfect girl would put out before the date! That way I'd be nice and relaxed so getting to know her would be a lot easier.

you'd probably just order a six pack of beer and a pizza and fall asleep........

because you're old !!!!

drkaje · « **Reply #90 on:** April 22, 2008, 06:21:11 AM »

Quote from: Geo on April 21, 2008, 10:20:50 PM

you'd probably just order a six pack of beer and a pizza and fall asleep........

because you're old !!!!

I prefer to believe experience has taught me that one shouldn't overestimate the value of another person's company.

You, on the other hand, can probably afford to waste some time 'listening' while waiting for the Viagara to kick in.

chaos · « **Reply #91 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:43:17 PM »

So does Boosterseat have stinkfinger yet or what

benchmstr · « **Reply #92 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:43:57 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 22, 2008, 07:43:17 PM

So does Boosterseat have stinkfinger yet or what

he isnt in it for sex,he is in love

what a fucking losser

bench

chaos · « **Reply #93 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:35:54 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on April 22, 2008, 08:43:57 PM

he isnt in it for sex,he is in love

what a fucking losser

bench

HAHAHAHHAHAAAA "love".......Bwahahahahaaaa

Boosterseat!!! Comeon man,, we need an update!!

Sinkfinger/s yet or what? Did you get to play "tune in to Tokyo?"

drkaje · « **Reply #94 on:** April 23, 2008, 04:29:08 AM »

If he got any, there would have been an update.

benchmstr · « **Reply #95 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:33:41 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on April 23, 2008, 04:29:08 AM

If he got any, there would have been an update.

not if he is crying about a brutal 10 second powersex session,that caused the girl to stop talking to him

bench

mass 04 · « **Reply #96 on:** April 23, 2008, 11:50:36 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on April 23, 2008, 10:33:41 AM

not if he is crying about a brutal 10 second powersex session,that caused the girl to stop talking to him

bench

hahah I have 'boost" pegged as a one pump chump.

Boost · « **Reply #97 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:27:24 PM »

i haven't got any "action" yet lol

Like i said i'm in this for the long haul, i think she could be the one so i'm prepared to wait awhile and take things very steadily. I have kissed her but i doubt i'll be able to take it to the next level for at least a few weeks

drkaje · « **Reply #98 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Boost on April 23, 2008, 12:27:24 PM

i haven't got any "action" yet lol

Like i said i'm in this for the long haul, i think she could be the one so i'm prepared to wait awhile and take things very steadily. I have kissed her but i doubt i'll be able to take it to the next level for at least a few weeks

A few weeks?!!?!??!!??!

benchmstr · « **Reply #99 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Boost on April 23, 2008, 12:27:24 PM

i haven't got any "action" yet lol

Like i said i'm in this for the long haul, i think she could be the one so i'm prepared to wait awhile and take things very steadily. I have kissed her but i doubt i'll be able to take it to the next level for at least a few weeks

dude you are whipped,and to young to be in a serious relationship.trust me i am not trying to talk shit,but it will not last.

jmho

bench