Author Topic: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten.... (Read 8814 times)

Moosejay · « **Reply #50 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:41:01 AM »

I usually stay pretty lean.

However, as I have said, I have had a few major surgeries of late...so my diet has gone to crap...

Just went to breakfast this a.m. with girl friend...PLANNED on egg whites and toast...

Ate pancakes slathered in syrup, butter-encumbered english muffins, some of her has browns...and I now feel as though upon autopsy they will section my carotid artery and an actual sausage link will fall out of my vessel!

Special Ed · « **Reply #51 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:46:39 AM »

Once I ate a girl with herpes. She didn't tell me until afterwards. My older sister was a real whackjob.

Moosejay · « **Reply #52 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:47:42 AM »

Well Ed, I guess that gives you true 'soldier' status...

The Master · « **Reply #53 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:07:45 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on April 22, 2008, 07:46:39 AM

Once I ate a girl with herpes. She didn't tell me until afterwards. My older sister was a real whackjob.

Ed brings teh funny

polychronopolous · « **Reply #54 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:08:28 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on April 22, 2008, 08:07:45 AM

Ed brings teh funny

He's the host of a weekly bodybuilding show.

E N A N T H A T O R · « **Reply #55 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:09:16 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on April 22, 2008, 08:07:45 AM

Ed brings teh funny

You bring the homosexuality!! Fuckin FAG!

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #56 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:13:02 AM »

Your Mother I nearly died!

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #57 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:22:35 AM »

There's a pizza place in Manhattan, Strombolis, that has the best sausage/pepperoni pizza I've ever eaten. I usually have a slice every two weeks, or so. I figure dying while eating one of those slices wouldn't be a bad way to go.

davie · « **Reply #58 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:43:25 AM »

Battered mars bar.

When i was a kid, a local ship shop sold them, they took a mars bar (out the wrapper lol) and dunked it in the deep fat frier.fatty on the outside, soft chocolate and nougat on the outside.
Was gonna make it osund nice, but i cant stand them and its hard putting a good spin on sumthin so unhealthy lol.

davie

The Master · « **Reply #59 on:** April 22, 2008, 10:08:11 AM »

Quote from: E N A N T H A T O R on April 22, 2008, 09:09:16 AM

You bring the homosexuality!! Fuckin FAG!

Go fuck yourself.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #60 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:09:44 AM »

Quote from: davie on April 22, 2008, 09:43:25 AM

Battered mars bar.

When i was a kid, a local ship shop sold them, they took a mars bar (out the wrapper lol) and dunked it in the deep fat frier.fatty on the outside, soft chocolate and nougat on the outside.
Was gonna make it osund nice, but i cant stand them and its hard putting a good spin on sumthin so unhealthy lol.

davie

They sell deep fried snickers bar at the Texas State Fair every year.

freespirit · « **Reply #61 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:13:57 AM »

saucijzenbroodje:

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #62 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:36:47 AM »

How about a previously vomited protein shake

I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.

Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again!

It stayed down that time. It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!

mass 04 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:38:33 AM »

Quote from: Brutal_1 on April 22, 2008, 11:36:47 AM

How about a previously vomited protein shake

I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.

Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again! It stayed down that time. It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #64 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:39:21 AM »

I ate this hookers snatch once while travelling through Thailand. Probably wasn't a healthy choice

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #65 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:45:23 AM »

32 ounces of Prime Rib

Tapeworm · « **Reply #66 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:48:32 AM »

I ate a curry once that had to be 20 day old roadkill. "Thank you sir, vomit again."

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #67 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:54:21 AM »

- deep fried oreos

- coney island's "sundowners"

- two funnel cakes at once

the list goes on. chances are i'll have another entry this weekend.

Moosejay · « **Reply #68 on:** April 22, 2008, 12:16:41 PM »

Quote from: Brutal_1 on April 22, 2008, 11:36:47 AM

How about a previously vomited protein shake

I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.

Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again! It stayed down that time. It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!

well, that is a new one!

candidizzle · « **Reply #69 on:** April 22, 2008, 01:36:16 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on April 22, 2008, 11:45:23 AM

32 ounces of Prime Rib

theres nothing unhealthy about that ben

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #70 on:** April 22, 2008, 03:15:42 PM »

Quote from: Brutal_1 on April 22, 2008, 11:36:47 AM

How about a previously vomited protein shake

I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.

Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again! It stayed down that time. It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!

Dizam!!!

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #71 on:** April 22, 2008, 05:38:05 PM »

The Hoggy's Challenge Saturday night after the Arnold this year ~

Full Rack of Ribs
Half of a BIG BBQ Chicken
1 pound Pulled Pork Sandwich
Big Bowl of Mac and Cheese
Big Slice of Cornbread

I got through the Ribs and Sandwich no problem but the rest about killed me. I ate all this in about 1/2 hr then we went to a Strip Club after and I got a private Dance and the stripper was dancing over top me and dropped her full weight right on my belly. I damn near heaved it all right back up on her cute little ass!!!

That shit sat in heavy on me for about 2 days. Felt like shit the rest of the weekend!!!

AZbodybuilder · « **Reply #72 on:** April 22, 2008, 06:28:27 PM »

11 crispy creams a couple of days after a comptition, messed by blood sugar up so much, ended up in the hospital. Spiked my blood sugar so much, insulin over compensated and started getting dizzy and tunel vision. Scared me at the time because I didnt know what it was .

Geo · « **Reply #73 on:** April 22, 2008, 06:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 05:57:46 PM

What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....

beer brats....

their pretty disgusting if ya stop and think about it

candidizzle · « **Reply #74 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:22:00 PM »

Quote from: AZbodybuilder on April 22, 2008, 06:28:27 PM

11 crispy creams a couple of days after a comptition, messed by blood sugar up so much, ended up in the hospital. Spiked my blood sugar so much, insulin over compensated and started getting dizzy and tunel vision. Scared me at the time because I didnt know what it was .

you should have had a protien shake and capilitzed on that insulin, bro!!!!

super anabolic environment there