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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2008, 12:42:49 PM »
hahahahhaa, epic admitting you have a small penis.





Immediately proceed to the sex board and check out the Aria pics. :D

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2008, 12:43:42 PM »
For those that have a beach nearby and who happen to own speedos or thongs, try this (Regardless of whether or not you are shredded, at 5-20% body fat or even if you workout).  Before you leave to the beach, get some gauze pads, drench them in warm water and let them expand (i.e. unwrap them), after a minute or so, take them out of the warm water and slowly wrap about 3-5 of those moist pads around your penis from the bottom of the shaft to the tip and make sure to let the gauze hang off the tip if even 2-3 inches more.  Put on your speedos or thong and head out to the beach.  GUARANTEED that you will get a crapload of women either checking you out or even trying to start conversation.

Once you do this successfully, if you want the answer on how to get them in bed without them noticing that you are hung like a hamster ask me on here or PM me and I will let you know..

Gayer than homosexuality.

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2008, 12:44:36 PM »
Gayer than homosexuality.
now that's gay.
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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2008, 12:44:55 PM »




Immediately proceed to the sex board and check out the Aria pics. :D
post some shots of Carmella Bing or Sara Jay and i'll be there. :D

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2008, 12:44:59 PM »
Gayer than homosexuality.

LOL  ;D

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2008, 12:45:46 PM »
post some shots of Carmella Bing or Sara Jay and i'll be there. :D




I'm tellin ya some fantastic foot shots :o :o :o
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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2008, 12:46:49 PM »
hahahhahaa, if that dude padded his underwear to achieve that little bit of bulge i can't even imagine how tiny he is without it. :o

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2008, 12:56:39 PM »
LOL  ;D

OneMoreRep has out-gayed me!  :'(

Not like you ever were much competition.  In a world of pure Gaydom, you are on the smaller scale of gayism. 

Go out there, have some real raw sex with a bunch of promiscuous men in the San Francisco bay area, contract HIV and then come to me preaching your gay sermon...

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P.S. By the way, the trick about padding your cock with gauze pad was used by a famous black boxer back in the 50's... I forget his name, but he was a big black guy that was always smiling, who actually had to leave the US for a little to box abroad for money..

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2008, 05:51:35 PM »
Not like you ever were much competition.  In a world of pure Gaydom, you are on the smaller scale of gayism. 

Go out there, have some real raw sex with a bunch of promiscuous men in the San Francisco bay area, contract HIV and then come to me preaching your gay sermon...

"1"

P.S. By the way, the trick about padding your cock with gauze pad was used by a famous black boxer back in the 50's... I forget his name, but he was a big black guy that was always smiling, who actually had to leave the US for a little to box abroad for money..

Hahahahahahahaah. . .  .  Epic studying of the cock.


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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2008, 08:38:54 PM »
OneMoreRep makes BayGBM look like Clint Eastwood.

Even worse, I make BayGBM look like the punisher!

"1"more cock in the bag...

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2008, 08:59:10 PM »
Strippers and porno girls love muscular guys, I speak from experience and I don't look 10% as good as Serge.  99% of guys that lift weights don't have to worry about getting too big and muscular to the point that girls are turned off. Lots of zits and hair loss from the juice is what women don't like. Try going to Thailand where women appreciate muscles, those girls will be all over anyone who vaguely resembles a bodybuilder.

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2008, 09:57:31 PM »
Hahahahahahahaah. . .  .  Epic studying of the cock.


OneMoreRep makes BayGBM look like Clint Eastwood.

He has spent far more time thinking about cock than I ever have--or can.

I yield to his uber-gayness.  :-[

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2008, 10:05:11 PM »
OneMoreRep has out-gayed me!  :'(
don't cry. You still uber-gay ;D
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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2008, 06:29:04 AM »
it's been my experience and observation that while most women in the U.S. are turned off by too much muscle in other countries, especially in latin countries, asian countries and australia women LOVE the bb look, especially if the man's face is handsome. also it seems that older women love the bb physique more than the young girls who go apeshit over metrosexuals with some tone and a 6-pack like beckham (?!). yes, older women want you to have some bank in the bank, but having been to a number of bb shows,women in their 40's, 50's and even 60's go apeshit when they see a bber' up on stage?

why is this such a age and country/culture thing? why older women love bber physiques? why other countries love it as well! you're right if nubret was walking the sands of brazil for instance or any latin country or in australia he would be swarmed by women, i dare say even if cutler was there (in contest shape) that "american man" would have a bevy of thong wearing hotties crowding around him big time! of course in the above mentioned countries men wear speedos and it's common for them to do so. here in the u.s. women are freaked out by a speedo wearing man so add that with a huge bber's physique and you have double the freak out! so even that is interesting that in most of the world men can wear anything on the beach at the pool but here in the u.s. it's seen as disgusting,freaky,etc?

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2008, 06:39:54 AM »
women anywhere get turned on by muscle when it is displayed correctly. a serge nubret or an arnold walking on a beach would turn more women's heads than an ab-shooter.

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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2008, 06:41:18 AM »
hahahahhaaa, who the fucck walks up to a bunch of girls, whips out a muscle magazine and asks them what they think? fuccking geeks. ;D

hahaha
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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2008, 07:24:45 AM »
Guys, in summary, women love money. If you looked like serge, or one of the other *model* types, you would get women if you have money. Women love money like bees like honey. If you were/are a fat manager of an office, for example, you would still be able to pull the nice blonde because she thinks that you have money, and she may get promoted. If the same fat guy was just a co-office worker, he would not have a chance. Women are more see through than a skeleton.


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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2008, 09:28:31 AM »
are getbiggers going for the healthlook these days?
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Re: Imagine going to the beach looking like this
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2008, 09:48:56 AM »
All women SAY they hate the big, full, ripped bodybuilder look.  However, I have seen over and over again when in person the panties are so wet you can see it through her pants.  Women lie!  Get it? :D

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