Your personal policy towards "conflict"

[Samourai Pizzacat]

Burn his women. Rape his village, then. 

/would seem less satisfactory, tho

hmm debatable...village of Amazons?

[CalvinH]

Vulcan grip to the neck.

[BDG]

Let me say this....now that I'm in my 30's, the last things I need are:

Lawsuits

Jail time

Injuries

As fulfilling as beating the shit out of someone (who probably deserves it) may be, it's just not worth the consequences. It's best to walk away.....someone who walks around thinking they're some kind of "bad ass", well, it's only a matter of time before they run into someone who will humble them......

100% agree. now that I have children, MOST of the time I will just avoid a conflict. If I have to throw then so be it.....  If I have to defend my family, then so be it, but if a 21 year old kid is trying to start shit, I mostly laugh and ignore him, then again, most of the time I am noever in those bars / situations that shit like this could happen..

[@Brandon]

I push them into a room and tell them to sign a paper.....

[emn1964]

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

wow.  you must be a real bad ass.  i would hate to cross you up.

[bigmc]

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

i would pull guard and work my submissions

if they didn't work i would tell him my get big stats 

[BIG DUB]

Perfect example...I'd probably do what they did: 

Now that was funny!

[Tapeworm]

You know, my Grandmother used to sing me a song when I was very little.  I haven't thought about it for years, but I think I can still remember most of it.

Grandma's Song:
 
Be courteous kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peace full each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
and have a nice thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wish.
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.

Be pompous obese and eat cactus,
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about,
be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless rude and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional.
Put a live chicken in your under pants,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

[Howard]

I would drug 'em, and after they were knocked out, drag them to a gay bar and leave them with their pants down in the bathroom stall.

[Cleanest Natural]

I feel like beating the shit out of someone tonite....so much for diplomacy

[Howard]

You know, my Grandmother used to sing me a song when I was very little.  I haven't thought about it for years, but I think I can still remember most of it.

Grandma's Song:
 
Be courteous kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peace full each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
and have a nice thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wish.
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.

Be pompous obese and eat cactus,
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about,
be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless rude and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional.
Put a live chicken in your under pants,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

I don't care about fighting, but if I had to listen to that lame crap, I would b-slap my own grandma

[Blockhead]

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

Easy. Bring it to getbig.com and air it out here and then hire an investigator to find the antagonists personal info then post the personal info here until Ron intervenes and one or the other gets thrown in Time Out.

[Howard]

Easy. Bring it to getbig.com and air it out here and then hire an investigator to find the antagonists personal info then post the personal info here until Ron intervenes and one or the other gets thrown in Time Out.

hey Block why not have me on BNR? there has got be a major audiance for over the hill, bloated pro wannabes that never made it and post lame ass threads on get big???

[Palpatine Q]

Quickly change into my camouflage TapouT shirt and give him a second chance to apologize.

Ed wins in a landslide.

Myself, I have a normal toughness/courage level. I'll avoid conflict to a point but then, fuck it. As you get older your "rep" means less and less.

PS fighting is for stupid people who can't think

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

#3 is not realistic if you actually give two shits about having a decent life.  You wanna spend time in the slammer for a stupid ego bitchfest, go ahead.  When you have a family and kids, you don't have that luxury.  Personally, I've always been a lover, not a fighter.   Fight for your life, not your honor.

[CalvinH]

I just give a stern  and people back down mighty quick!

[HTexan]

i am calling you out BIG DUB!!! Your rhymes are wack and soft yo, you pussy ghost writing bitch!!!

 

[candidizzle]

i am calling you out BIG DUB!!! Your rhymes are wack and soft yo, you pussy ghost writing bitch!!!

 

HAHAHHA 

[Moosejay]

Walk away

or

Hit him with my taser, then call the police

[bigmikecox]

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

Walk the fuck away.  I'm 34 and that kind of shit doesn't even phase me anymore