So my carb loading day was Friday and as I loaded up I was drinking Jack straight outta the bottle.DAMN!,did I feel swole after half the bottle.hell my weight must of went from 145lb's to 155lb's! feeling so good about myself I threw on my tap out hat,t-shirt,cammo pants,and magnum boots and headed out to the bar.
when I got to the bar the 6'5,270 lb bouncer said "no hats allowed".I told that son of a bitch "listen mother fucker,I'm a cagefighter in training and I'll kick your ass.how about we take this to the parking lot"
....I haven't recovered
