Author Topic: NEVER DRINK JACK DANIELS AND WEAR TAP OUT GEAR ON A CARB LOADING DAY  (Read 1046 times)

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So my carb loading day was Friday and as I loaded up I was drinking Jack straight outta the bottle.DAMN!,did I feel swole after half the bottle.hell my weight must of went from 145lb's to 155lb's! feeling so good about myself I threw on my tap out hat,t-shirt,cammo pants,and magnum boots and headed out to the bar.
when I got to the bar the 6'5,270 lb bouncer said "no hats allowed".I told that son of a bitch "listen mother fucker,I'm a cagefighter in training and I'll kick your ass.how about we take this to the parking lot"




....I haven't recovered :'(

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Don't get upset because I weight more than you :)

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monster jumping on the bandwagon and failing miserably  ::)
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