Why so many lawyers on getbig?

[calmus]

Johnny Vegas
BayGBM
Onemorerep
Special Ed
Candidizzle
Decker
Pandaemonium(?)
Midnite Rambo, Ken Starr School of Law

THese are just among the regulars.  Maybe goatboy does have a point.

[calmus]

I heard slippedisc of X board fame was a lawyer too, but I'm not sure.

[G o a t b o y]

Johnny Vegas
BayGBM
Onemorerep
Special Ed
Candidizzle
Decker
Pandaemonium(?)
Midnite Rambo, Ken Starr School of Law

THese are just among the regulars.  Maybe goatboy does have a point.

Candidizzle had the IQ of a coat rack.  No way the kid has a JD.

[G o a t b o y]

I heard slippedisc of X board fame was a lawyer too, but I'm not sure.

He's a cop in the military... I can't remember which branch.

[Dballn247]

Candidizzle had the IQ of a coat rack.  No way the kid has a JD.

Isn't he just out of highschool?

[chaos]

Isn't he just out of highschool?

18  and juiced to the gills, it's OK because Arnold did it.

[calmus]

Actually, think you guys are right about candidizzle. it was goudy and his other british pal, purple aki, who are also law students. 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Candidizzle

This dickcheese couldn't pass the LSAT let alone the bar.  The only thing he gets a "positive" mark on is an HIV test.

[calmus]

  I knew that including the great retardizzle would be a good idea.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I knew that including the great retardizzle would be a good idea.

By doing that you guaranteed this thread would reach 10 pages in 12 hours

[Benny B]

Candidizzle had the IQ of a coat rack.  No way the kid has a JD.

Dude is 19 years old. I seriously doubt he's completed six years of postgraduate education. 

[calmus]

Dude is 19 years old. I seriously doubt he's completed six years of postgraduate education. 

Most lawyers only have three of post-graduate education.

[Benny B]

Most lawyers only have three of post-graduate education.

I stand corrected, as I am writing when I should be sleeping.  I should know, given the amount of college friends I have who went on to complete law school.

Nevertheless, do you think our resident 19 year old know-it-all really has a law degree? That was my point. 

[calmus]

Nevertheless, do you think our resident 19 year old know-it-all really has a law degree? That was my point. 

He's a precocious young un.  Already knows more about steroids than men who have been using for longer than he's alive.  WOuld probably take him only two days to be ready for the bar.

[Benny B]

He's a precocious young un.  Already knows more about steroids than men who have been using for longer than he's alive.  WOuld probably take him only two days to be ready for the bar.

but of course
how foolish of me to doubt this brilliant young man's intellectual ability

[onlyme]

You missed one but I won't say who.  Not sure if he wants people to know

[freespirit]

In the land of the "free" you can easily get sewed, hence the amount of lawyers.

[io856]

maybe they don't like their job?

[burn2live]

Actually, think you guys are right about candidizzle. it was goudy and his other british pal, purple aki, who are also law students. 

Yeh, Goudy is a law student. Just finishing up his degree, don't know about purple aki

[gordiano]

This dickcheese couldn't pass the LSAT let alone the bar.  The only thing he gets a "positive" mark on is an HIV test.

LOL

[DK II]

This dickcheese couldn't pass the LSAT let alone the bar.  The only thing he gets a "positive" mark on is an HIV test.

LMAO

[kyomu]

People have complex in their job and they think the lawyer is the high status job.
For me 90% of lawyers are fraud. I will never ever respect them.

[DK II]

People have complex in their job and they think the lawyer is the high status job.
For me 90% of lawyers are fraud. I will never ever respect them.

lawyers are scum.

We recently had a case here in germany where some russian heroin addict and notorious thief killed a 33 year old woman by throwing a big pice of wood from a highway-bridge into her car. She died in front of her Husband and her 7 and 9 year old kids, who were with her in the car.

Now why was this drug-addict stealing piece of shit still running around? Because he had some lawyer who convicted the court this fucker was harmless.

Another thing is the lawyer of that austrian asshole who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and had 6 kids with her. His lawyer is stating "that he has been a good and caring father, no monster. He could have killed them all, but hasn't".
What an asshole.

[JasonH]

lawyers are scum.

We recently had a case here in germany where some russian heroin addict and notorious thief killed a 33 year old woman by throwing a big pice of wood from a highway-bridge into her car. She died in front of her Husband and her 7 and 9 year old kids, who were with her in the car.

Now why was this drug-addict stealing piece of shit still running around? Because he had some lawyer who convicted the court this fucker was harmless.

Another thing is the lawyer of that austrian asshole who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and had 6 kids with her. His lawyer is stating "that he has been a good and caring father, no monster. He could have killed them all, but hasn't".
What an asshole.

This is why I will never understand lawyers - the bastards will sell their own souls for money.

[DK II]

This is why I will never understand lawyers - the bastards will sell their own souls for money.

E X A C T L Y.