Official Lou theme song
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Hulk of a town called LA
In Brooklyn born and raised
In the gym was where I spent most of my days
Shootin' up maxin' reppin' all cool
And all shootin some d-bol outside of the school
When a couple of guys name Arnold and Franco
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my dad got scared
He said 'Up the dosage you miserable, speech impediment, retard!'
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suite case and send me on my way to LA
He gave me a punch and then he gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well shoot it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking whey out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of LA Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is LA the type of place they send this lame cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the retard of Brooklyn
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out "Oh shit, DEA!"
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the slowness like an idiot, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo shmuck to LA'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Retard from Brooklyn
