LOL. This thread would have made Squad cry in girly delight.
Gayer than "accidently" slipping 2 fingers through the tissue paper when wiping
Gayer than dipping toast into an egg-white omelet?
Gayer than hero-worshiping a fat trailer-dweller from the midwest.
Gayer than posting hundreds of pictures and videos at 30+% bodyfat and thinking you look good.