Gayer than your girlfriend falling asleep
Gayer than stalking strangers funerals
Gayer than not liking cigars
Gayer than being named Mike and Laura and sitting on Getbig in your 40s.
Gayer than drinking jumbo mugs of root beer.
Gayer than thinking there is an age minimum to post on a bodybuilding site.
Gayer than planing to post on get-big for the rest of your life
Gayer than your girlfriend still being awake
Gayer than confusing "minimum" with "maximum".