Gayer than Hillary not hanging in the towel
Gayer than not sniffing some panties when you're a guest in house that has a young girl
gayer than being the high school girl's gay best friend
Gayer than not knowing the phrase is "throwing in the towel".
gayer than referring to Rocky IV when Apollo died
Gayer than throwing an octopus on the ice.
gayer than not just stealing said panties
Gayer than not masturbating with those panties twice a day for the next two weeks.
gayer than Brampton, Ontario.
Gayer than not making tea with those panties