gayer than not using said panties as a coffee filter
gayer than dressing up as Princess Leia every year (gayer than knowing how to spell "princess leia")
Gayer than Canada period.
Gayer than green tea
Gayer than not dipping those panties in your post workout shake
gayer than James Simons.
gayer than listening to eric claptons "cocaine" without cocaine
Gayer than making an apple martini with those panties.
gayer than gay