Gayer than smoking cock.
Gayer than Goatboy pretending to be straight.
Gayer than simple carbs.
Gayer than Chaos
Gayer than making the LIST
Gayer than shitting all over the list and letting the smell fester for 3 weeks before I throw you and your list in the trash.
Gayer than keeping your poop for three weeks to admire the smell.
Gayer than changing clothes in a gym locker room.
Gayer than seeing another mans penis in the changing room at the gym.