Gayer than letting the doctor put on a rubber club and checking your prostate.
Gayer than the prank I just played on some dumb bastard: I go to the restroom to take a leak and some dickwad is TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE whilst sitting on the crapper. So I walk near the stall and blast on my hand the loudest fart imaginable. There's a pause and he says "nothing, go ahead." So then, I go in the stall next to him and flush the toilet which is extremely loud. Moral of the story: now the person on the other end of the line thinks he's blasting real loud while talking to them on the phone... and I am extremely mature
Gayer than refusing to insert your penis into this thing.
Gayer than believing this guy juices:
Gayer than the G&O being flooded with bumped old threads
Gayer than bumping old Squadfather threads.
Gayer than still waiting to see CQ's pictures
Gayer than the streams of noobs that keep thinking I am a guy