Gayer than JoeLoco asking to be "spotted" on deadlifts.
Gayer than your Guru being 15 years younger than you.
Gayer than wondering if Jesse James was the best man?
Gayer than thinking it was probably Bob Paris.
Gayer than Joeloco not being allowed on a roller coaster due to being an emotional midget
Gayer than wondering if JoeLoco will have to pay this one alimony as well, or if the ballot proposition this November will save him another messy divorce.