gayer than filling up on bread at the steakhouse
Gayer than "Wonder Bread".
gayer than telling a woman "well, if it makes you feel better about yourself" after she gets huge implants.
Gayer than mid-life crises:
gayer than calculus II
gayer than not allowing drilling in the Green River basin.
gayer than physiology exams on the heart
gayer than treating the hot chick with tattoos, lip piercing, stripper shoes and gigantic tits at a bridal shower with respect.