Gayer than me having to do your research for you:http://www.hughesnet.com/
Gayer than many do that, I personally stick with sugar free
Gayer than paying income tax instead of keeping all your money.
Gayer than big government
Gayer than the US government having a shitload of debt.
gayer than depoopy just getting home from Sunday school
Gayer than inviting Candidizzle to chastise you for avoiding high GI carbs PWO.
gayer than The Luke actually finding Bigfoot.
gayer than doing hanging knee raises with a huge hole in the seat of your pants
Gayer than doing chins in a short T-Shirt that pulls up to your ribcage when you're at full stretch.
Gayer than having to do chins when the gym is shut as you are so bad at them you have to frantically kick like a tadpole to get up
gayer than being a barbie girl.............in a barbie world