gayer than coach the "guru"
gayer than not giving a fuck and eating a can of chili 30 mins before falling asleep...and still drinking 40 grams of casiene as you fall asleep to avoid muscle wasting...
Gayer than Coach actually believing the board thinks he knows more than Milos.
gayer than coach being a fudge packing "guru"
Gayer than Coaches attempt to deceive the board about his sexuality by have a gazillion failed marriages.
gayer than having to wake up early so you stay awake as long as you can and the times you can sleep in late... you fall asleep early
gayer than Scientology