gayer than asking for a different mascot how about
Gayer than "no".
Gayer than not hitting on your hot cousins at a family reunion.
Gayer than peering out the sunroof of your car.
Gayer than not Vogueing in your posing routine. Come on man Strike a Pose.
gayer than not realizing their have been sexier female lead singers than amy leejefferson airplane heart blondie http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/11789.jpg[/img]PJ harveythe cranberriesgarbage Christina Scabbia MY fav....Lacuna Coil FLY LEAFThe Distillers (shit even shes better than amy lee)
Gayer than your Admitting to your (soon to be EX)wife that you did sleep with the other girl.