Gayer than the reasons Goatboy has been sent to Time Out:
The first time was for calling Peter McGough "fat"
The second was that time I assassinated Martin Luther King and pinned the rap on James Earl Ray
The third was when I convinced a group of dumb muslims to strap on a bunch of C4 and blow themselves up in a market in Tel Aviv
The last was that time I helped my German friend Adolph Eichman with this "Final Solution to the Jewish Question" project he was working on.
Luckily, Ron is a reasonable, forgiving sort of guy, so he let me out after I saw the error of my ways.
