Gayer than once upon a time there was this big fucing cock called SpermBall1 that had a desperate need to fuck a tree. He went into the forest, and chopped a suitable hole in a tree root and started humping. Suddenly he felt a strong pain at the tip of is urin hole. He unmounted his penis from the hole in the tree root, and found his entire cock being full of micro ants that were also crawling inside his urin pipe. Eventually the microants crawled into his brain, and the result is the crap person we see today.
The end.