Gayer than eating a cupcake while riding on a see-saw.
Gayer than sprinkles
Gayer than DBallin' carrying the thread!!
Gayer than rainbow sprinkles.
Gayer than being so bloated from food and drink that your clothes make lines on your skin
Gayer than not having anything to do.
Gayer than Mon_of_steel claiming to have ripped his sleeves from carbing up.
Gayer than already being sick and then getting a cold on top of it.