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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16775 on: July 16, 2008, 03:22:59 PM »
Gayer than a guy who sits down to pee.

Gayer than 1st hubby, dead boyfriend and now present hubby all sit down while peeing...uh ohhhhh

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16776 on: July 16, 2008, 03:31:36 PM »
Gayer than a quicky beach day at Bolsa Chica

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16777 on: July 16, 2008, 03:33:16 PM »
Gayer than not knowing Stella lived in California

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16778 on: July 16, 2008, 03:35:03 PM »
Gayer than no one playing with me before naptime but letting everyone know i am trying to do my part with this whole Gayer Than thread ;D

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16779 on: July 16, 2008, 03:36:34 PM »
Gayer than my usual NIGHT NIGHT :D

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16780 on: July 16, 2008, 03:38:54 PM »
Gayer than really needing to piss on a long car journey

Gayer than not being prepared and wearing a diaper like that astronaut did who drove drove from Houston to Florida to try and kill her boyfriend's new girlfriend

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16781 on: July 16, 2008, 03:39:32 PM »
GAyer then "Dianetics"

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16782 on: July 16, 2008, 03:44:25 PM »
Gayer than my usual NIGHT NIGHT :D


gayer than napping before an all-nighter
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16783 on: July 16, 2008, 04:46:32 PM »
Gayer than 1st hubby, dead boyfriend and now present hubby all sit down while peeing...uh ohhhhh
Gayer than trying to having it both ways. Puddle free karzi or males standing to pee : pick one.

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16784 on: July 16, 2008, 04:48:49 PM »

Gayer then "Firewalking."

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16785 on: July 16, 2008, 05:11:47 PM »



gayer than the truce thread EVER being above this thread  >:(
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16786 on: July 16, 2008, 05:13:14 PM »
Gayer than:

The perfect moment of pure passion.

The sweaty drops on Spermball1s forehead felt so warm and tender. He felt as he was one with everything. The tenderness in the anus was all gone after the tounge of the owner had caressed it with warm KY, gently and sweetly. He felt ready.

"Here she comes mate!", the farm owner said. Inoray Nadiva was stepping into the booth.

A bag was placed on his head. It felt strange, like he was inside his own little universe. Just him, passion and passion in warm and gentle unity. He could sense the warmth radiating from the horse on his naked skin. It was close now, very close.

The horse smelled his neck and throat. The tingling sensation of the nose and the nose hairs caressing his neck sent goosebumps down his body. The horse smelled his neck for minutes, but it seemed like days. Spermball1 loved the horse caressing his skin with its pure animal instinct. He was turned on like he had never been turned on before.

The horse started running its tongue slowly down his shoulders and licking down his spine. The warmth became a throbbing anticipation of the thrusting to come.

The horse had reached his anus.

He was awaiting the horse coming into him.

Suddenly he felt a warm sensation over his entire asscrack. The horse was licking his anus. The hairs in his asscrack felt funny and caressed. Spermball1 was overloaded with anticipation. He could not take it anymore.

"DON*T LICK IT, FUCK IT!" he shouted in a moment of passion.

They say horse and man have a special bond. Animal instinct and human nature can connect in ways we can not comprehend. The horse took his hint.

He felt an enormous warm and soft object slowly approaching his asscrack.

To be continued.








Gayer than:

It was in. The huge, shiny warm horse cock was inside his ass, and it was going slowly further and further in. Spermball1 was hooked on his lifeline. He was in his element.

OOOOUUUU MAAJ GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDD oeaaahahaheoe SpermyBall1 SCREAMED, he SCREAMED he SCREAMED HE SCREAMED! THE PLEASURE WAS INTENSE, JUST INTENSE.

THE HORSE started thrusting violently! Just bloody violently! the 1 foot long horse cock went in and out of Spermball1's asshole more than 1 time per second.

Spermball1 was basically in heaven! That warm shiny powerful cock was ripping a new asshole in his asshole, and it felt SOOO GOOD! AHHHHHHRHHHHHH.


Then he felt a more intense thrusting from the horse. OMG, his life long dream of a horse climaxing and coming in his ass was about to happen! THE HORSE STARTED COMING IN HIS ASS! ARRG!

They say every good story has an unexpected turn of events. The same goes for Spermball1's first time with a horse.

Spermball had developed this gas problem the last few months, from gulping down too many protein shakes, and he had not had time to "gas out" before the horse started fucking him. Bad idea. At the same time as Spermball had been in horsefuck heaven, a violent high pressure fart had been building up inside his ass, and now Spermball finally noticed the extreme pressure coming from his asshole.

KABOOM! He MEGAFARTED with ENORMOUS PRESSURE WHILE THE HORSE WAS COMING IN HIM! The Horsepower was just peanuts against this jet engine rocketFart. The horse cock and sperm was gunned out from his ass in Mach1 and for a millisecond a hoge sky of sperm and a broken horse cock could be seen. The 1000 pound horse was thrown 2 feet into the wall of the booth and it slammed into the wall.

Unfortunately, the horseshoe hit some other metal during the next millisecond, and sparks flew. The sparks ignited the high pressure highly flamable gas immediately, and suddenly a 5 foot long and 5 foot tall fireball stood out of Spermball1's asshole due to the length of the fart, Spermball 1's ass was temporarely a flamethrower.

Poor horse. After fucking Spermball1 violently, it got torched and after that violent spermfart the horse was a torched corpse, all ashes and burnt meat, sautated by burnt sperm.


Spermball1s ultrafart did result in the most enormous orgasm he'd ever had, ever! The pressure buildup and sperm fueled release had even made his own cock blow sperm.

.

10 minutes later:

The horse owner had fainted, but his camera had taped everything.

To be continued: Coming up: The growth of Spermball1.com, and horse team tagging on Spermball1, and a suprise visit from Vince Basile!



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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16787 on: July 16, 2008, 05:26:42 PM »

Gayer than:

It was in. The huge, shiny warm horse cock was inside his ass, and it was going slowly further and further in. Spermball1 was hooked on his lifeline. He was in his element.

OOOOUUUU MAAJ GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDD oeaaahahaheoe SpermyBall1 SCREAMED, he SCREAMED he SCREAMED HE SCREAMED! THE PLEASURE WAS INTENSE, JUST INTENSE.

THE HORSE started thrusting violently! Just bloody violently! the 1 foot long horse cock went in and out of Spermball1's asshole more than 1 time per second.

Spermball1 was basically in heaven! That warm shiny powerful cock was ripping a new asshole in his asshole, and it felt SOOO GOOD! AHHHHHHRHHHHHH.


Then he felt a more intense thrusting from the horse. OMG, his life long dream of a horse climaxing and coming in his ass was about to happen! THE HORSE STARTED COMING IN HIS ASS! ARRG!

They say every good story has an unexpected turn of events. The same goes for Spermball1's first time with a horse.

Spermball had developed this gas problem the last few months, from gulping down too many protein shakes, and he had not had time to "gas out" before the horse started fucking him. Bad idea. At the same time as Spermball had been in horsefuck heaven, a violent high pressure fart had been building up inside his ass, and now Spermball finally noticed the extreme pressure coming from his asshole.

KABOOM! He MEGAFARTED with ENORMOUS PRESSURE WHILE THE HORSE WAS COMING IN HIM! The Horsepower was just peanuts against this jet engine rocketFart. The horse cock and sperm was gunned out from his ass in Mach1 and for a millisecond a hoge sky of sperm and a broken horse cock could be seen. The 1000 pound horse was thrown 2 feet into the wall of the booth and it slammed into the wall.

Unfortunately, the horseshoe hit some other metal during the next millisecond, and sparks flew. The sparks ignited the high pressure highly flamable gas immediately, and suddenly a 5 foot long and 5 foot tall fireball stood out of Spermball1's asshole due to the length of the fart, Spermball 1's ass was temporarely a flamethrower.

Poor horse. After fucking Spermball1 violently, it got torched and after that violent spermfart the horse was a torched corpse, all ashes and burnt meat, sautated by burnt sperm.


Spermball1s ultrafart did result in the most enormous orgasm he'd ever had, ever! The pressure buildup and sperm fueled release had even made his own cock blow sperm.

.

10 minutes later:

The horse owner had fainted, but his camera had taped everything.

To be continued: Coming up: The growth of Spermball1.com, and horse team tagging on Spermball1, and a suprise visit from Vince Basile!



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gayer than sharing Deboussey's creativity with beastiality stories of spermball1 on the gayer than thread
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16788 on: July 16, 2008, 05:36:37 PM »
Gayer than it is easier to skim past text filth rather than graphic filth.

Thanks Depuerile!

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16789 on: July 16, 2008, 05:39:20 PM »
;D

gayer than sharing Deboussey's creativity with beastiality stories of spermball1 on the gayer than thread


Gayer than more explicit Spermball1 stories coming up 8)

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16790 on: July 16, 2008, 05:44:49 PM »
Gayer than Debussey stories.  ::)


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Gayer than G o t h b o y appreciating the Spermball1 stories 8)

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16791 on: July 16, 2008, 05:54:59 PM »
Gayer than CQ lagging.

Gayer than I am on it right now

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16792 on: July 16, 2008, 06:35:18 PM »



gayer than FIVE A DAY
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16793 on: July 16, 2008, 06:35:50 PM »
Gayer than getting out of bed to train in 5 hours

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16794 on: July 16, 2008, 06:36:45 PM »
Gayer than getting out of bed to train in 5 hours


gayer than pulling an all-nighter before a leg workout
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16795 on: July 16, 2008, 06:40:03 PM »
Gayer than that sounding a little perverted.

Gayer than I kind of thought that as I posted it

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16796 on: July 16, 2008, 06:43:08 PM »
Real mature, on-topic thread.

Some  of you who post here rip on others for off-topic threads and posts.

Check yourselves

lest you all are 'gayer than'

whatever that is supposed to mean

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16797 on: July 16, 2008, 06:45:44 PM »
Real mature, on-topic thread.

Some  of you who post here rip on others for off-topic threads and posts.

Check yourselves

lest you all are 'gayer than'

whatever that is supposed to mean


gayer than being  a regular poster on getbig and PRETENDING not to know what "gayer than" means  ::)
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16798 on: July 16, 2008, 06:49:29 PM »
Real mature, on-topic thread.

Some  of you who post here rip on others for off-topic threads and posts.

Check yourselves

lest you all are 'gayer than'

whatever that is supposed to mean
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Gayer than Moosejay, this thread is here to stay, so if you have a problem with it, i suggest you don't come here again...
No doubt about it...

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #16799 on: July 16, 2008, 06:50:57 PM »
Real mature, on-topic thread.

gayer than this thread being VERY on-topic

Some  of you who post here rip on others for off-topic threads and posts.

gayer than almost everyone on the G&O has posted in this thread at least once

Check yourselves

gayer than checking yourself out in a mirror

lest you all are 'gayer than'

gayer than using the word "lest" in the 21st century

whatever that is supposed to mean

gayer than posting in the "gayer than" thread in the first place if you don't know what "gayer than" means
just not good enough