Gayer than getting so drunk you take home ChristinaFitness.
Gayer than ChristinaFitness' uncontrolled yeast infection.
Gayer than your co-worker's jar of Pond's Cold Cream
Gayer than her referring to it as "natural lube".
Gayer than guilt
Gayer than using all of the change in your car to by a gatorade at the gym so you don't have to use your debit card only to find your short, have to use it anyway and now have a pocket full of change.
gayer than wondering where CQ's been