Gayer than Moosejay going to an asian doctor to be administered morphine and him telling the asian doctor that "you're not american, gook".
Gayer than the asian doctor spiking the morphine shot with some urine.. Gayer than Moose getting an infection in his anus and being so sedated from the morphine/urine stack that he casually handed $200 bucks to some hoodlum so he could feed his crack habit
Gayer than Moose pulling out of his morphine slump with sexual thoughts about his 15 year old newphew.. Gayer than him then telling us about how he was robbed