Gayer than a long awaited recognition of the inherent and unabated superiority of the female gender
Gayer than always laughing at your own jokes and faces and dances.Gayer than having a conversation with your husband after a funeral and talking about what people say at funerals about the dead person and saying you think people will talk about how funny you were and your husband looking at you like he doesn't know what you're talking about lololozzzzzzzzzzzzz
gayer than wondering why "ZZZ" always represented sleep
gayer than nzmm counting male sheep while he sleeps.
gayer than using your penis pump so much it breaks.
Gayer than having a stiffy thats less than 9 inches.
gayer than measuring your penis in centimeters to make it sound bigger.
Gayer than there not being a measuring device big enough to measure my stiffy.
gayer than wondering why people would have coffee after dinner
Gayer than thinking that possibly they want to be wide awake so they can have sex?
gayer than not having 3am drunken sex with random whores.
gayer than 240 getting his first set of business cards at 32 years old.
Gayer than meths meaning Meth??? Gayer than not being able to stay close enough to the nest to do anything for one second without running away screaming
