gayer than i can't imagine living in Florida and not liking the Gators.
gayer than liking the bulls because I am a USF alum
Gayer than the delusional Seminole fans.
Gayer than boonstack failing at 'teh funny'
gayer than mother nature
Gayer than you not flying to Vegas or somewhere for a few days, instead of sitting in Florida like a dumbass.
Gayer than sitting in the pool with an acoustic guitar and a rifle for 4 days waiting for electricity to return circa 2005.
gayer than wondering why you'd take a guitar in the pool?
Gayer than Because you like to swim and play guitar, and you don't want to have to choose.
Gayer than text time trying an electric guitar wired to a car battery or something.
Gayer than "Then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground came a bubblin crude... oil that is, black gold, Texas tea"
Gayer than concrete galoshes
gayer than knowing you'll be fucked Tue afternoon.