Gayer than proving you aren't gay.
gayer than SoCal being on fire.
Gayer than not looking forward to the cheap, fire-damaged goods on sale afterwards.The burnt glass is half full, OK?
gayer than it snowing ash.
Gayer than that's good for the garden.Just rake it into the soil.
gayer than not being able to breathe outside.
gayer than wishing I had a gimmick to argue with
Gayer than those two making me laugh...out loud.
Gayer than telling you to make those burnt lemons into lemonade carbonara.
gayer than cheating to win an online bbing contest.
gayer than the Aquiles heel
gayer than me having a torn elbow tendon...fucking sucks
Gayer than drinking Grey Goose Cranberry last night and feelin' really really pretty today
gayer than being confused and not knowing what you mean, were you bloated in the face or something?
gayer than being a cocktease.
gayer than wondering if your dog is named that
gayer than you being too poor to afford a dog and having to go to the local animal shelter to pet a dog.