gayer than shossy does not "diet"
she goes for days without eating, craves something junky, eats the junky food, hates herself for a week, repeats the cycle
magoo has tried helping before by outlining a diet to meet her needs but she refuses to follow claiming that "starvation" is easier, but here we are at step 1 which is complaining about how you look
gayer than a magoo meltdown