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"pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« on: June 01, 2008, 09:14:00 PM »
man with titties
loves to grab the kiddies

obese pedophile
hasn't seen his penis in a while

wearing Mickey Mouse
gaurantees no women in your house

his flabby chest
makes it easy for his boyfriend to rest

all the guys travel to Sneaky Dees
because plumpy loves to please



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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 02:32:27 PM »
hahaha

I doubt he would able to grasp a fortune cookie with his chubby fingers.

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 04:51:17 PM »
hahaha

I doubt he would able to grasp a fortune cookie with his chubby fingers.
The same way this fucker grabs his penis same size im sure...hes an angry man.
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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 04:57:19 PM »
Pumphard....


Hurries the most
to delete those posts.

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 06:06:09 PM »
fatso lonely so he stay up late
he not so attracted to kids under eight

pedo so poor he live above gay bar
lucky for him his dates have little legs and can walk far

pumphards body very sickly
he go to playground and is very picky

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 07:19:36 PM »
pumphard is fatter than most
he never explained what happen to four posts

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 05:49:35 AM »
and then you wonder why i call you geeks.............

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2008, 07:34:08 AM »
pumphard deluded, he think fat is muscle
I watch Dateline to see if him and Chris Hansen tussle

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 08:24:18 PM »
LMAO @ this thread!!!

keep it coming  ;D
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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 08:37:28 PM »
Confucius say:

Man who live in house of glass
Should not have big giant ass

Me hopee that helpee

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 09:25:40 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH  Mass you must be a standup comic or sumthin...this shit is priceless. ;D

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2008, 01:07:22 AM »
Mass this is gold!

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2008, 06:03:12 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH  Mass you must be a standup comic or sumthin...this shit is priceless. ;D
You sound like such a dumb huckleberry, no wonder the main Y guys want nothin to do with you..............hahahah ahaha

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2008, 07:31:20 AM »
You sound like such a dumb huckleberry, no wonder the main Y guys want nothin to do with you..............hahahah ahaha
haahahaah

pumphard try to sound tough with dumb movie reference
we all know he hate women, young boys are his preference.

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2008, 08:32:57 AM »
haahahaah

pumphard try to sound tough with dumb movie reference
we all know he hate women, young boys are his preference.

 ;D

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=217723.msg3027840#msg3027840

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2008, 09:21:27 AM »
haahahaah

pumphard try to sound tough with dumb movie reference
we all know he hate women, young boys are his preference.

Hahahah, brutal ego destroying thread from the mass master! :D

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2008, 03:58:55 PM »
hahahaha - great rhymes.

now mine ....

shriveled balls of seedy power,
a drop of lube, pink pedo-shower,
alone at home, and penispumping
"kid was so sweet, but had to dump it",
slowly tracing, another toddler
short volunteer for baby-shocker,
depraved of lust, he's moving on
if he had family, he would fuck his son,
now saliva foaming cock-godzilla
he needs a victim, the baby-driller,
all pump ed up, entering kindergarten,
as children flee, his pencil hardens
"don't run away, sweet little girls",
"my penis tastes like Disneyworld"
aroused as hell, no kid escapes,
what follows now, is worse than rape
one after one, deflowering lecture,
most kids explode, all anal fracture,
he's lust fullfilled, he's heading home,
now logging on..... getbig . com

 :'( :'( :'(








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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2008, 07:13:33 PM »
hahahaha - great rhymes.

now mine ....

shriveled balls of seedy power,
a drop of lube, pink pedo-shower,
alone at home, and penispumping
"kid was so sweet, but had to dump it",
slowly tracing, another toddler
short volunteer for baby-shocker,
depraved of lust, he's moving on
if he had family, he would fuck his son,
now saliva foaming cock-godzilla
he needs a victim, the baby-driller,
all pump ed up, entering kindergarten,
as children flee, his pencil hardens
"don't run away, sweet little girls",
"my penis tastes like Disneyworld"
aroused as hell, no kid escapes,
what follows now, is worse than rape
one after one, deflowering lecture,
most kids explode, all anal fracture,
he's lust fullfilled, he's heading home,
now logging on..... getbig . com

 :'( :'( :'(









HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess i started battle rapping by accident.  :P

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2008, 07:36:51 PM »
hahahaha - great rhymes.

now mine ....

shriveled balls of seedy power,
a drop of lube, pink pedo-shower,
alone at home, and penispumping
"kid was so sweet, but had to dump it",
slowly tracing, another toddler
short volunteer for baby-shocker,
depraved of lust, he's moving on
if he had family, he would fuck his son,
now saliva foaming cock-godzilla
he needs a victim, the baby-driller,
all pump ed up, entering kindergarten,
as children flee, his pencil hardens
"don't run away, sweet little girls",
"my penis tastes like Disneyworld"
aroused as hell, no kid escapes,
what follows now, is worse than rape
one after one, deflowering lecture,
most kids explode, all anal fracture,
he's lust fullfilled, he's heading home,
now logging on..... getbig . com

 :'( :'( :'(










BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Great to see more good bros joining the anti-pedophilepumphard cause.

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 08:33:45 AM »
What a week I'm having in the markets, and poor panda spends all day cleaning sewers and entertaining his twinks.................. .................hahahah ahahaha

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2008, 08:39:34 AM »
What a week I'm having in the markets, and poor panda spends all day cleaning sewers and entertaining his twinks.................. .................hahahah ahahaha
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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2008, 08:54:10 AM »
What a week I'm having in the markets, and poor panda spends all day cleaning sewers and entertaining his twinks.................. .................hahahah ahahaha
pumphard's posts boring, they make me snooze
some people collect stamps, he collect boy's underoos.

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2008, 09:06:51 AM »
pumphard's posts boring, they make me snooze
some people collect stamps, he collect boy's underoos.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is my favorite mass04 gem so far ;D

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2008, 12:32:35 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is my favorite mass04 gem so far ;D
keep cleaning those sewers

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Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2008, 12:46:00 PM »
keep cleaning those sewers

Seriously, where do you come up with this lame unfunny shit ??? ::)