The Wesson Cooking Oil Q

[240 is Back]

All this talk between trop and candidizzle got me thinking.

In some cases, our bodies CANNOT absorb every calorie we eat, correct?

I have a 1.25 gallon jug of Wesson cooking oil in my kitchen.  315 servings at 110 calories per serving.

That's nearly 40,000 calories. 

If I drank that entire container (and managed to avoid vomiting or heart failure), I would not gain 11 or 12 pounds, correct?  My body wouldn't be able to hold the oil, it'd pass through me quickly, without my body absorbing every calorie, correct?

[emn1964]

sounds like a good experiment.  try it on yourself, keep a video journal and let us know how it turns out.

[michael arvilla]

no

[dr.chimps]

All this talk between trop and candidizzle got me thinking.

In some cases, our bodies CANNOT absorb every calorie we eat, correct?

I have a 1.25 gallon jug of Wesson cooking oil in my kitchen.  315 servings at 110 calories per serving.

That's nearly 40,000 calories. 

If I drank that entire container (and managed to avoid vomiting or heart failure), I would not gain 11 or 12 pounds, correct?  My body wouldn't be able to hold the oil, it'd pass through me quickly, without my body absorbing every calorie, correct?

Only Florence Henderson knows for sure.   

/does anyone else remember?   

[candidizzle]

do it ! take bfore and after pics 

[emn1964]

for the sake of bb'ing science you need to do this 240

[michael arvilla]

for the sake of bb'ing science you need to do this 240

                   

[Jake_W]

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[bebop396]

Try putting it into your diesel engine...

[McFarland]

This is the number one idea that is discounted in any "science" attempting to explain metabolism.  Think about taking a shit.  How many calories are still in the shit you dump?  How much shit do you dump?  What conscious (or unconscious) factors dictate just how much food is held onto or passed through?  Maybe your body rewards you for indulging your sense of hunger to some extent by seeing to it that you do not get fat from eating exactly what you crave in this way, by passing through more of your Taco Bell than your chicken and rice.  And perhaps you are punished for worrying about eating your Slim Fast diet by having your metabolism crash and your gaining more weight like Oprah and a hundred million housewives have done in the past?  Perhaps this is one reason that Adonis could get leaner eating junk food as opposed to "diet food."  I don't know, but definitely something to think about.  I say look at the bigger picture.                    

[Stavios]

there is only one way to know the truth 240 !

do it !!!

do it for getbig 

[Lord Humungous]

240, throw it away and get some extra virgin olive oil (EVOO!! ) before you heart stops

[McFarland]

there is only one way to know the truth 240 !

do it !!!

do it for getbig 

You just stick to the chicken and rice right now, Stav.  (Don't get any ideas.)   

[The Freakshow]

All this talk between trop and candidizzle got me thinking.

In some cases, our bodies CANNOT absorb every calorie we eat, correct?

I have a 1.25 gallon jug of Wesson cooking oil in my kitchen.  315 servings at 110 calories per serving.

That's nearly 40,000 calories. 

If I drank that entire container (and managed to avoid vomiting or heart failure), I would not gain 11 or 12 pounds, correct?  My body wouldn't be able to hold the oil, it'd pass through me quickly, without my body absorbing every calorie, correct?

Try it and tell us what happens Be sure to weigh yourself before and after

[Kegdrainer]

dont do it bro.  in high school my dumb ass got into a salad dressing chugging contest.  I managed 2 bottles of italian dressing and IMMEDIATELY had to shit.  I spent the next 2 days shitting with terrible cramps in my guts.  

quite possibly the worst idea ever.

[Stavios]

You just stick to the chicken and rice right now, Stav.  (Don't get any ideas.)   

 

Mcdonald just came out with an Angus hamburger here, it looks like it tastes great 

[240 is Back]

This is the number one idea that is discounted in any "science" attempting to explain metabolism.  Think about taking a shit.  How many calories are still in the shit you dump?  How much shit do you dump?  What conscious (or unconscious) factors dictate just how much food is held onto or passed through?  Maybe your body rewards you for indulging your sense of hunger to some extent by seeing to it that you do not get fat from eating exactly what you crave in this way, by passing through more of your Taco Bell than your chicken and rice.  And perhaps you are punished for worrying about eating your Slim Fast diet by having your metabolism crash and your gaining more weight like Oprah and a hundred million housewives have done in the past?  Perhaps this is one reason that Adonis could get leaner eating junk food as opposed to "diet food."  I don't know, but definitely something to think about.  I say look at the bigger picture.                    

Good thoughts here.

You have to imagine that there wouldn't be many groups willing to research this.  Look at their motivations.  Supplement companies?  No, would cut into their business.  American Heart Association?  I doubt it...

If you eat Taco bell for a week, and count the caloric contetnt of 1 lb of stool, and
then you eat chicken and rice for a week, and count the caloric content of 1 lb of stool..

What would the results show?  TA, please chime in on this

[McFarland]

Mcdonald just came out with an Angus hamburger here, it looks like it tastes great 

We've been a test market for it here since this time last year.  I recommend the mushroom and swiss.  

[Stavios]

We've been a test market for it here since this time last year.  I recommend the mushroom and swiss.  

awesome 

I'll give you my opinion in a little over a month 

[McFarland]

awesome 

I'll give you my opinion in a little over a month 

Well be sure to get a large fry and 2 apple pies with it so you can consider it a "meal."   

[Stavios]

Well be sure to get a large fry and 2 apple pies with it so you can consider it a "meal."   

and a mcflurry !

and 10 mcnuggets 

[Bast000]

You'll get diarrhea and shit a lot of it out.

[Stavios]

You'll get diarrhea and shit a lot of it out.

ladies love it, it makes you strange and mysterious when you disapear for no reasons for 5 minutes

they like those things

[McFarland]

and a mcflurry !

and 10 mcnuggets 

Actually that is exactly what you will be able to eat for like a long time after the show if you let yourself. 

[Stavios]

Actually that is exactly what you will be able to eat for like a long time after the show if you let yourself. 

yeah I ate meals like that everyday in the off-season last year

it was awesome but I think I should limit myself to once or twice a week and they other meals would all be clean but I would eat a lot of them.

I fucked my off-season last year,fucking waste of time.  it won't happen again