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Gym Jack Asses
« on: June 03, 2008, 03:25:10 PM »
Hitting the gym today I'm amazed almost every time I go. 

How much of a pansy do you have to be to slam every barbell, drop every bench, and clank every plate together whenever you move something just so everyone at BALLY'S pays attention to you. 

Even better was the "intensity" this same 350lb fatass wannabe powerlifter put forth during his single rep of 375lbs on the bench press.  His spotter basically lifted it for him and dropped it while the "big man" bounced it once off his chest and needed help to re-rack.  Of course that didn't stop him from making sure to drop it on the pegs as hard as he could so every one could see how fat, er.. strong he was.

Adding to all of this there must be an epidemic of ILS hitting central Maryland as even the guy squatting with 135 is apparently too swole to walk like anything other than an ape.  I'd also like to point out that in almost a year of being a member of this gym I have yet to see someone besides myself go any deeper than quarter reps on the leg press.. fucking pathetic.

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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 03:48:27 PM »
lol where the hell do ya train..

i'm at the golds in rockville or beltway plaza greenbelt
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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 03:50:38 PM »
lol where the hell do ya train..

i'm at the golds in rockville or beltway plaza greenbelt

Bally's in Glen Burnie.  I live near Fort Meade/Arundel Mills.

I'm sure you have the same kind of monkeys where you train.. seems to be a state wide pattern of idiocy.

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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 04:01:56 PM »
Ohhhh yeah?  I got one better!  I live in Vegas, the "mecca" of mma.  You should see it here...everyone is an mma fighter now!  Every gym in this town is filled with clowns wearing Tap Out bandanas and Affliction shirts when they walk in.  After they get a pump on it's peel down time into the wife beater!!!  Don't forget the Velo gloves with built in wrist wraps squeezed so tight they can only muster a few reps before all circulation gets cut off in thier hands (wrap/unwrap, wrap, unwrap, wrap/unwrap) ::).  Only pussies wear gloves with wrist wraps on lat pull downs no less!  AND these boys are intense!!!  I-pod in one ear and bluetooth in the other....what a beast!!!  Oh, and the best is when they wear the ole wrist wraps on leg day so they don't twist their wrist stacking the 25 plates on the leg press and so they don't hurt their wrist when they push on their knees for the monster 1/8 reps...Ok, i'm done... ;D

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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 03:58:58 PM »
LOL i got a good one too, the other day i was doing seated calf ext. and right in front of me was a dude had to be in high school no more than 120lbs sporting a weight belt to do single leg ham curls with 50 lbs...by far one of the funniest things ive seen at the gym in a long time.

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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 05:47:42 PM »
Bally's in Glen Burnie.  I live near Fort Meade/Arundel Mills.

I'm sure you have the same kind of monkeys where you train.. seems to be a state wide pattern of idiocy.

the Amoco on 175 (is it 175??)..i think so..is my dads!  ;D


dood you train and ballys..what the heck do ya expect???  :-\
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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 05:55:14 PM »
the Amoco on 175 (is it 175??)..i think so..is my dads!  ;D


dood you train and ballys..what the heck do ya expect???  :-\

Yeah 175 or Annapolis Road.. which town is it in?  Jessup? Severn? Odenton?

And yeah I should prolly expect it from Bally's but half the time the weight room is deserted and I like that.

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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 07:06:49 PM »
Odenton?



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And yeah I should prolly expect it from Bally's but half the time the weight room is deserted and I like that.

good point 8)
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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 09:34:17 PM »
Saw a new one today - some kid swinging from the pull-up station like it was the monkey bars on the playground.  I half expected him to fly off and hit the mirror.

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Re: Gym Jack Asses
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2008, 02:19:52 PM »
  No gym would be complete without clangers, Invisible Lat Syndrome sufferers, and grunters, My current fave is a guy that hovers around the three bill mark who does mostly squats wearing only socks on his feet.