Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?

[gymrat75]

I had a guy stop me on the street today and say, "Man, you look like you could lift a helicopter!!!" I couldn't help but bust up laughing.

[Beener]

I had a guy stop me on the street today and say, "Man, you look like you could lift a helicopter!!!" I couldn't help but bust up laughing.

on an unrelated note i had a guy come up to me downtown yesterday and ask wehre he could find a 'rub n tug'. 

[JasonH]

I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......." 

[jaejonna]

Squadfather would destroy this thread....helicopter lifting ....get the fuck you ...post a pic tiny tit ...lets see the bullshit .."gymrat75" hahha oh brother what a name hahahhaa

[Meso_z]

I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......." 

hahaha, classic.

[CalvinH]

"Why don't you get some"

[RZA]

I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......." 

Pretty much the same though I'm not big by any means. But in France, most guys are so skinny or just out of shape that beeing midly ripped and over a 170 pounds makes people think you juice and spend your days working out. And generally they go" Aren't you afraid your mscles will turn into fat the day you stop training?"

[Tapeworm]

Steroids make your dick shrink.

[mass 04]

oh brother

[Petrucci]

are you that guy Ronny Collamen?

[RZA]

I actually heard once: "Proteins make your dick shrink".

[burn2live]

I actually heard once: "Proteins make your dick shrink".

I've also heard, "Creatine messes your head up."

[Pecs]

my ex hostel mate used to say that protein powders will make me sterile.....lose sperms...shrink testis......etc.. Then after 1 month he asked me to biring hem to the bodybuilding store to buy those "BAD"  protein powder

[Pecs]

How much do ya bench???

[Tapeworm]

The old "My brother in law is a bodybuilder."  Then you meet the guy and want to ask him if he's going to start cutting soon for a show in 2015.


And the classic, "Ewww!  Veins!"

[fearANDloathing]

" Aren't you afraid your mscles will turn into fat the day you stop training?"

Yep that's one I hear the most
Also it's quite disturbing how many men are interested/worried about what will happen to another mans junk if he lifts too much or takes roids.
In my head I'm thinking "What the fuck do you care, you want it to stay big and juicy so you can suck it???"
The world is awash with nimrods and numbskulls.

[funk51]

i was digging a hole with my shirt off and a 120 lb guy walks up to my father who was there and said how come he's deformed like that. my pop said he lifts weights and those are muscles. and the usual i have a friend and his arms are twice your size, i never did get to see that 36 inch arm though.

[dov]

 Re: my pics....
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 05:16:08 PM » Quote 

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ughhhhh
u need to bring up your calves
your arms look bad and smooth
u have a high bodyfat
you back has no defintion and no width
your lower body is not as tan as your upper body
your have fat crap under your chest and connecting to your lats
you have 0 vascularity or separation
those tatoos are not cool
why don't you train hamstrings?
your front double bicep pose looks horrible
I hate your gym
u have sunglasses on inside...the only people who wear sunglasses inside are blind people and ass holes
 
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I actually laughed out loud at this one

[Mars]

"gymrat75" must be a monster

[emn1964]

"gymrat75" must be a monster

"gymrat75" is something that is considered beyond a monster.  He has attained size the likes of which has never been seen by any human.

[Big_Tymer]

when i went to the doctor about a month back when i was sick the nurse had to go get a different blood pressure thing because the standard one they had wouldnt fit around my arm.  she told me she had to get the one for guys without puny arms 

[emn1964]

when i went to the doctor about a month back when i was sick the nurse had to go get a different blood pressure thing because the standard one they had wouldnt fit around my arm.  she told me she had to get the one for guys without puny arms 

same here!  except when i go to the doctor they have to have two exam tables.  one for my body and the other for my enormous cock

[Mjohnson81]

Re: my pics....
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 05:16:08 PM » Quote 

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ughhhhh
u need to bring up your calves
your arms look bad and smooth
u have a high bodyfat
you back has no defintion and no width
your lower body is not as tan as your upper body
your have fat crap under your chest and connecting to your lats
you have 0 vascularity or separation
those tatoos are not cool
why don't you train hamstrings?
your front double bicep pose looks horrible
I hate your gym
u have sunglasses on inside...the only people who wear sunglasses inside are blind people and ass holes
 
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I actually laughed out loud at this one

dov the only reason people said all that stuff...is cause it's all true.  You could look like one of those guys that had all of there muscle turn to fat, cause that's ALL you have is fat.  Try lifting some weights...THEN post some pics.

just my .02

[Bruffy]

Yesterday at my gym two guys were training legs and started out with squats.  #1 guy had obviously worked out before, poor #2 guy was a total newbie.  After they completed the warm up sets #1 proceeds to rep 315.  #2 starts his set and reps out 135 with a struggle.  I was on the other side of the gym and hear #1 say "Boy, it's been a while since you've been under the bar!"  #2 guy actually hung his head in shame.  Funniest thing I've heard at the gym.

[Mars]

I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......." 

usually these "guys" later turn out to be little tits when you see them.