Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?

[Team Diver]

ALL DRUGS!

[candidizzle]

yes people always have a relative who is massive and was a bodybuilder  fucking jokes...    or people will know a guy who is "really big" and you meet them and they are "really fat" 

[240 is Back]

yes people always have a relative who is massive and was a bodybuilder  fucking jokes...    or people will know a guy who is "really big" and you meet them and they are "really fat" 

Yeah, I was playing at a TGIFridays, and the pimply faced kid working the desk kept talking about the "OX" who worked there, how he was all built, etc.  Sure enough, 10 minutes later, a 20-year old kid weighing 250 pounds with a 60-inch waist waddles in.  Big ol' mantitties on this kid. Easily 35% bodyfat, probably 40.  carrying gallon of water, talking BSN vs. muscletech to anyone who would listen. 

[candidizzle]

haahahha

dude in my gym you just described. like 265-275 lbs ... no muscle on this dude really, maybe average size...   its obvious he uses alot of test though because id say hes got about 40 lbs of fat sagging on each titty while the rest of his body is pretty proportionately fat distributed

[PANDAEMONIUM]

This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter

[PANDAEMONIUM]

 

 

 

[Tapeworm]

Epic depressing rental apartment kitchen with 1976 appliances.

[Bobby]

oh noes! a brutal revealing on the internets

[triple_pickle]

This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter

brutal love handles

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Epic depressing rental apartment kitchen with 1976 appliances.

Don't you just love the crockpot with a floral design?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

This monster's stats:

Height: 6'0.0" (1.83 m) Waist: 36" (91.44 cm)
Weight: 217 lb (98.6 kg) Thighs: 23" (58.42 cm)
Bodyfat: 17.0 % Calves: 16" (40.64 cm)
Chest: 43.5" (110.49 cm) Forearms: 12.5" (31.75 cm)
Arms: 15.25" (38.74 cm) Shoulders: 50.5" (128.27 cm)
Hips: 42.5" (107.95 cm) Neck: 17" (43.18 cm)

I'm calling bullshit on the arms measurement.  No way those arms are under 19"

[dov]

dov the only reason people said all that stuff...is cause it's all true.  You could look like one of those guys that had all of there muscle turn to fat, cause that's ALL you have is fat.  Try lifting some weights...THEN post some pics.

just my .02

Hey Mr. "Johnson" ....you're obviously an IFBB pro yourself!  "muscles turn to fat"..haha ....are you serious, or are you attempting to cleverly make a joke?

[jaejonna]

OMG ...Pandae making ownings look easier than Candizzles mom ........ hahhahah gymrat looks like he can move a hotdog cart if anything hahahaha .....  Im sure strangers think its funny that he imagines himself to have muscles..

[The_Punisher]

Squadfather would destroy this thread....helicopter lifting ....get the fuck you ...post a pic tiny tit ...lets see the bullshit .."gymrat75" hahha oh brother what a name hahahhaa

have you hug SF's nuts lately?

[Tapeworm]

Don't you just love the crockpot with a floral design?

That was mom's housewarming present.  Something tells me the plates match.  

[musclehedz]

"what steroids do you use?"

allthough they don't really believe me when i tell them i'm using test prop, tren ace.  t3 etc. etc. 

be honest and people will not believe you

[james_hetfield]

OMG ...Pandae making ownings look easier than Candizzles mom ........ hahhahah gymrat looks like he can move a hotdog cart if anything hahahaha .....  Im sure strangers think its funny that he imagines himself to have muscles..

but so do you so why r u ragging on this kid? you squinty eyed faq

[candidizzle]

OMG ...Pandae making ownings look easier than Candizzles mom ........ hahhahah gymrat looks like he can move a hotdog cart if anything hahahaha .....  Im sure strangers think its funny that he imagines himself to have muscles..

 dude tell your mom she still owes me 10 bucks from the other night when i let her play with my nuts

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Yo "gymrat75", you big mouthed skinny little bitch, why are you hiding?

[IrishMuscle84]

How much do ya bench???

I hate when people ask me this, cuz its the most common fuckin question, not because i cant bench alot, it just gets soo fuckin annoying.

[emn1964]

This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter

Shit, I can't stop laughing over here.

[dov]

I hate when people ask me this, cuz its the most common fuckin question, not because i cant bench alot, it just gets soo fuckin annoying.

"You look like you can bench press a Buick"

[Palpatine Q]

I was DB pressing 150's when some guy looks at me and says " today's your light day,huh"  That was pretty good

[jaejonna]

candizzle_hetfeild everyone knows your mom is a whore, ten bucks is ten more buck than what she is worth...

[XFACTOR]

This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter

Pandaemonium strikes again.  A man to be feared.