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This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« on: June 19, 2008, 05:29:21 PM »

It's not mine, but I need to get it sold.  I know there are lots of GetBiggers with serious cash, so I need to present this nice investment opportunity:

http://www.movoto.com/real-estate/homes-for-sale/CA/Lincoln/3475-Paseo-Tranquilo-102_70075221.htm



It's on a 1.5-acre lot with golf course views, but the backyard is NOT landscaped, so that cost would need to be factored into the purchase price.  It originally sold for over $3 million, but after spending a long time on the market at $2.5M, it's worked its way down to $2M and is now going to be a short sale.  The realtors are jockeying to move it for $1.8M, but it will go for less...probably as low as $1.3M.  It has never been lived in. 

If you're interested, let me know and I can set up a tour or send you a purchase agreement if you'd like to move right away.

Thanks! 

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 05:34:43 PM »
Never lived in.Any pics of inside as I hate buying property sight unseen it's sort of like 23 Red sometimes you win most of the time you don't.

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 05:36:56 PM »
I'll take it!  ;)
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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 05:38:12 PM »
I prefer my house...
No doubt about it...

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 05:40:28 PM »
good luck is all i'm sayin

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 05:55:53 PM »
1.3 million?   I lose more than that running for the bus.

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 05:58:02 PM »
Will they take a 3rd party out, of state, post dated starter check?  If so COUNT ME IN!  Ill uproot it and have it flown in and placed as my 3rd guest house

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 05:59:59 PM »
Surely this belongs in the Getbig Real Estate forum?
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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 08:11:49 PM »
Will they take a 3rd party out, of state, post dated starter check?  If so COUNT ME IN!  Ill uproot it and have it flown in and placed as my 3rd guest house

At this point...YES!! 

The Lincoln Hills are a beautiful area and relatively unspoiled (the tract homes below notwithstanding).  It's quiet and the air is clean.  You don't have to be a member (right now) to play a round at the country club either.  Because they're struggling financially, daily green fees are actually negotiable and since there are so few members, the championship course is never busy.  It used to be an LPGA tour stop and they've hosted professional men's events in the past as well...but that shit costs money!

           

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 08:55:46 PM »
Who the hell wants to live in Sacramento?  ::)
Ron: "I am lazy."

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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 08:57:19 PM »
i'll give you 4,000 and a 1999 honda civic EX for it.

plus i'll throw in signed a 8 x 12 blown up pic of my avatar.

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 09:03:18 PM »
Who the hell wants to live in California?


Good point.
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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 09:05:24 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on June 17, 2008, 10:35:41 PM
Wife 1 - Gay

Wife 2- I caught her red handed with someone else

Wife 3 - Crazy (bi-polar/manic) and she admitted cheating.

#4 - Seperated - and STFU unless you know the circumstances of someones life.


he's already seperated from the one he married last year?   
 

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 09:07:14 PM »
Who the hell wants to live in California?

Where do you live that compares?

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 09:09:11 PM »
It's not mine, but I need to get it sold.  

Why do you need to get it sold?

What's your involvement with the property?

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2008, 09:11:30 PM »
Who the hell wants to live in Sacramento?  ::)
out of all the places in the united states to live sac town aint so bad.. now, anywhere in the world ? sure sacramento sucks the big one



anyways, trey whats up dude you a real estate agent ?   ...oh and at 1.5 mil thats over priced bro..    at least in today's market....try back in 2 years maybe it will sell

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2008, 09:12:30 PM »
who needs a 6300 square foot house ANYWHERE

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2008, 09:12:43 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on June 17, 2008, 10:35:41 PM
Wife 1 - Gay

Wife 2- I caught her red handed with someone else

Wife 3 - Crazy (bi-polar/manic) and she admitted cheating.

#4 - Seperated - and STFU unless you know the circumstances of someones life.


he's already seperated from the one he married last year?   
 


Sounds like stuff's not getting taken care of in the bedroom.
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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 09:21:13 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on June 17, 2008, 10:35:41 PM
Wife 1 - Gay

Wife 2- I caught her red handed with someone else

Wife 3 - Crazy (bi-polar/manic) and she admitted cheating.

#4 - Seperated - and STFU unless you know the circumstances of someones life.


he's already seperated from the one he married last year?   
 



Now that California's marriage laws have liberalized, he's working on #5 as we speak:

Ron: "I am lazy."

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« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 09:27:19 PM »

Now that California's marriage laws have liberalized, he's working on #5 as we speak:



you can't blame them for leaving him, with all extramarital butt sex he engages in. 

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« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2008, 09:31:12 PM »

Now that California's marriage laws have liberalized, he's working on #5 as we speak:


the short bald one is cute

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2008, 10:04:55 PM »
It has never been lived in! 

What is wrong with the house? nobody want to live in it? Ghosthouse?
Why neglect the garden? Not enough money to finish it?

Not sure it is a good investment since the price keep dropping big time in a steady pace, possibly good
for a tax writeoff.

How old is the house?

4car garage is nice, always hate when a house have a crappy small garage.

Still the house itself have too many bedrooms-5 and toilets-6, mini hotel?

Too many bedrooms and toilets only makes friends and their friends wanting to sleep over.
I like privacy.

I hate having too much cleaning staff, too often running around cleaning the house since it is so big.

I prefer a smaller more exclusive house, with a big wall around it and the only staff hanging around
is the gate security.
And I prefer 1-2 cleaners coming 1-3 times.week.

1 house stayed in 2006-2007 had a huge garden but I needed 2full time gardeners running around taking care of the pool and
the garden
that was annoying.


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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008, 10:22:31 PM »
I know there are lots of GetBiggers with serious cash, so I need to present this nice investment opportunity:

Rumor is that Spermastase owns a $80k condo in Romania. Trade, maybe?

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2008, 10:31:13 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on June 17, 2008, 10:35:41 PM
Wife 1 - Gay

Wife 2- I caught her red handed with someone else

Wife 3 - Crazy (bi-polar/manic) and she admitted cheating.

#4 - Seperated - and STFU unless you know the circumstances of someones life.


he's already seperated from the one he married last year?   
 


No I'm not separated, some fucknut put that in. What the hell does that have to do with this thread.

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Re: This home needs to be sold - help a brotha out!
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2008, 10:33:57 PM »
i'll give you 4,000 and a 1999 honda civic EX for it. plus i'll throw in signed a 8 x 12 blown up pic of my avatar.

Where are going to get that from? Brutal lack of motivation too succeed in life.