WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?

[JediKnight]

That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.

You could file numerous civil lawsuits against the parents of the kids.

[dr.chimps]

That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself. 
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.

Unleash it!

[slaveboy1980]

That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.

strike back. never let the anger consume you. you have to let it out, you will feel alot better. find out where they live and strike back.

provoke em, videotape them and then bleed their parents wallets.

[The Master]

Go the lawsuit way once you have sufficient evidence, and make the parents pay.

[240 is Back]

I'm going to take pics for sure.  I want to humiliate these kids and their families.  But parents these days are such lazy assholes that don't give a shit about their kids.  That's why today's generation are  a bunch of asswipes.

That's why you need their addresses.  If you can get their address, you have their name.  From there, you find dad's myspace page and see who she's flirting with.  From there, you see if mom's been arrested 3 years ago for painkiller addiction.  From there you see embarassing stuff about the parents.    And you see their co-workers.  You use your anonymity to legally embarass the shit out of the parents.  They'll feel pissed and frustrated, and beat/neglect the kids, which will make you feel better.

Plus, it's their fault their kids are fvckups.  

[slaveboy1980]

That's why you need their addresses.  If you can get their address, you have their name.  From there, you find dad's myspace page and see who she's flirting with.  From there, you see if mom's been arrested 3 years ago for painkiller addiction.  From there you see embarassing stuff about the parents.    And you see their co-workers.  You use your anonymity to legally embarass the shit out of the parents.  They'll feel pissed and frustrated, and beat/neglect the kids, which will make you feel better.

Plus, it's their fault their kids are fvckups.  

your the passive aggressive kind ehh?

[dr.chimps]

That's why you need their addresses.  If you can get their address, you have their name.  From there, you find dad's myspace page and see who she's flirting with.  From there, you see if mom's been arrested 3 years ago for painkiller addiction.  From there you see embarassing stuff about the parents.    And you see their co-workers.  You use your anonymity to legally embarass the shit out of the parents.  They'll feel pissed and frustrated, and beat/neglect the kids, which will make you feel better.

Plus, it's their fault their kids are fvckups. 

LOL. Pricking pretensions with every post. 

[chainsaw]

That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.

I fully understand where you are coming from.
You feel violated, I've been through that.
I own a business, and I hired some kids from my apt complex.
They quit, and tried to collect unemployement, and I told them that I didn't fire them
that they quit.

My apt was burned down a couple weeks later.

[Method101]

Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you deserve it prick.

[CalvinH]

It's obvious,your only solution is to find out who they are then kill them! ,kill them all.then kill their parents.the last thing you want is for them is to procreate and have vengeful egg throwing babies!



if you don't kill them immediately you and your house will be the joke of the neighborhood.
imagine the conversation with the kids in your neighboorhood.

"Hey I'm bored,whatta do you guys wanna do tonight "
"yeah I'm bored to,there's nuthin to do"
"hey I know,lets go egg mos's house again.he won't do shit about it."
"great idea,lets go"

[dr.chimps]

I fully understand where you are coming from.
You feel violated, I've been through that.
I own a business, and I hired some kids from my apt complex.
They quit, and tried to collect unemployement, and I told them that I didn't fire them
that they quit.

My apt was burned down a couple weeks later.

Fark! Well, arson is a far cry from an egging. I'd be on the phone to Steven Seagal. 

[The Master]

My apt was burned down a couple weeks later.

What did you do when this occured?

[Bluto]

Couple of weeks some gays had a party in the building complex we have our apartment, comming 04:00 a clock they were still partying hard standing outside shouting.
threw some eggs at them, sorted.

Btw: it was after the gaypride parade, and i'm sorry if i sound like a prick but i was so fucking tired and so angry.
i say go for it when you see them don't hurt them but throw some eggs at them too, it's liberating.

thanks for pointing out they were gay. very relevant! 

[Bluto]

[@Brandon]

Fill up the bathtub with water.
Grab one of them when the others look the other way.
Don't let the others see or hear you.

Drag him inside hold his head under water
about 40sec-1min.
Tell him he is about to die.
Repeat 10-30 times.

Smear egg on you, on him, on your sofa.

Call 911 tell them you were about to take a bath and heard some noise from the living room.
then you saw the kid egging your sofa.
You chased him into the bathroom and he fell into the water.

Keep complaining about your sofa.
When the cops asks you about the kids version of what happened
just say : kids make things up you know, they are just being kids,

and continue to complain about the sofa.
He will never mess with you again.

[BlueDevil]

bastards

[Bluto]

[spinnis]

you crush every damn window on their parents cars..

[spinnis]

Couple of weeks some gays had a party in the building complex we have our apartment, comming 04:00 a clock they were still partying hard standing outside shouting.
threw some eggs at them, sorted.

Btw: it was after the gaypride parade, and i'm sorry if i sound like a prick but i was so fucking tired and so angry.
i say go for it when you see them don't hurt them but throw some eggs at them too, it's liberating.

WOW YOU FOCKING HOOLIGAN I HOPE THOSE EGGS HURT!!!! 

[Stark]

thanks for pointing out they were gay. very relevant! 

hahah there is obvious prove now that you are checking what I write
I'm in your head biatch

And yes at that particular time It was important that they were gay, the fucking guy on the balcony with a fag lisp deserved to be shot.

[Mars]

i eat more chicken than a man ever seen.

[Overload]

In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover.

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

[The Master]

In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover.

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

It this is true, then great work.

Sugar on the gas tank also works if the gas tank does not need a key to be opened.

A safety hammer towards all windows = also great, but it does make a little bit of noise.

[flagadajones]

assault them with friends, if you do anything alone they won't be scared, you need to brings people with you or they won't understand.

[dr.chimps]

In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover.

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

A+ Head of the class, Mr. Overload.